My Vet found out

When it’s been a while I usually mate with her a lot. Maybe 4 loads a day.
Perhaps the thrill of being caught and the seemingly indifference of the vet made you reinforce the thought that there is nothing wrong with bestiality and that's why you felt the urge to mate. You seem to be a responsible owner who loves and understands your partner and this was just a stumble, but now please be more careful and try not to do it so many times a day, much less if a visit to the vet is around the corner.
 
I have Hyperspermia
And the story just keeps getting more plausible. Buddy, every weird detail you add to make your story possible is another red flag. Is all this possible? Sure. It's just that it didn't happen. This story is 100% false.
 
I can tell half the people in this thread have legitimately no clue how a veterinary practice works lol. If suspicious fluid/slime/discharge of any kind dripped out during an exam (Which very often, especially now that COVID is a concern, are done in a separate room without the owner) even if "Uh oh zoophile alert!!!" was not the vet's first thought, would immediately prompt the vet to take a sample and view it under a microscope. This takes literal seconds to do. It doesn't need to happen in a lab nor does it need to be sent in. Presumably if the vet was well trained he would recognize instantly that it was not canine sperm cells he was viewing, even if they were dead. I wouldn't be surprised if modern veterinary training now involves crash courses on how to recognize the difference between human and different animal sperm explicitly to try to catch more zoos.

OP's story is completely plausible. Its also not even particularly colorful so there's legitimately no reason to make it up. Its not like OP said the vet high-fived him and told him to take lots of porn vids and send them to him or some shit. And if the vet either IS a zoo (Not unlikely, considering being okay with it) or at least is completely fine with it like he says he is, its also completely believable that he'd go out of his way to tell someone he caught that he was fine with it in the hopes of making sure said person knew they had an ally. Or he was lying and has every intention of reporting it but didn't want OP to know either way. I think you all just misunderstood OP's story because it was so brief.
Depending on OP's location the Vet would've been onbligated to call the cops if they really determined human semen. Otherwise the vet made themselves an asset of a crime. And yes .. this has happened many times actually. Vets do call cops when this happends. And a vet who deeply cares about their patients wouldnt just stamp it as "victimless crime" .. like it or not, but there are laws for this.
 
Depending on OP's location the Vet would've been onbligated to call the cops if they really determined human semen. Otherwise the vet made themselves an asset of a crime. And yes .. this has happened many times actually. Vets do call cops when this happends. And a vet who deeply cares about their patients wouldnt just stamp it as "victimless crime" .. like it or not, but there are laws for this.
What is the point of asserting this? Yes you're right its the law. The law that almost every single person on this forum also breaks daily? The law is not reflective of human behavior nor does it dictate exactly how every human being acts in every circumstance. You might recognize there are also laws in certain American states attempting or successfully passed that require teachers and pediatricians to report LGBT (Particularly, transgender) youth to their parents if discovered. Many many child care professionals have actively come out in direct opposition of such laws and openly defy them. Reality does not warp around the law. There are societal consequences for breaking it if found out. Key factor here; IF found out. This vet literally knows more about this dudes dog than anyone of us in this forum could ever hope to. He either has his own twisted sense of morals or he could see the animal is well cared for and not being abused. Both are possible. It literally doesn't matter. I don't understand how there are so many people here insisting this is fake as hell when its literally just a relatively unlikely but otherwise completely possible scenario.

Even if OP is lying, the reasoning you're all trying to use to shoot it down as completely bunk is flawed at best and completely demonstrably false at worst. Believe the guy or don't, but please stop pulling flawed logic and misinformation out of your guy's asses to do so. Especially when its clear how little any of you know about the topics discussed, like veterinary practice. If anything, you're all putting people in danger with this logic if all the detractors in this thread are meant to be believed. Because if you literally change just 1 factor in this story, the supportive vet, that would spell the difference between a funny little thread here or literal jailtime. If this is true, OP got INSANELY lucky. Let this be a lesson about close calls. Do not jizz in your dog within a week of a vet appointment lmao. Don't just look at this thread and go "FAKE" and ignore the reality of the situation.
 
Do not jizz in your dog within a week of a vet appointment lmao.
Totally agree. And yet, the story is still fake. Has it been proven false incontrovertibly? No. But certainly all the odd details are enough red flags to prove it false beyond my reasonable doubt. You are of course entitled to your own opinion.
 
You can do so, it’s your right. But he told me my seed had leaked out. And im
Not a vet so idk precisely what kind of “check up” he was doing. I’m guessing like with human doctors they see the genitalia as well.
Do you know why you took her to the vet though? 👀
 
my late late woofy wife one vets, he simply looked at me with a smirk and said "Dam, there's a working pussy" and he knew full well I didn't "breed" her, I just didn't respond, said thanks for getting her cut stitched up nicely and whent on my way.

His general tone and demenor made it seem like he had a good idea on the kind of work she was doing with it. but this was long befor rabid activists with the delusional crusade fucked every thing up.
 
Cum flows out or is absorbed in 1-2 hours. What drips afterwards is not cum, but vaginal discharge. When the vet sees it, he won't immediately shout that it's human sperm, that's impossible.
99% of vets do not examine it under a microscope, but give antibiotics for the "infection" and bye.
 
Couple things. Some people can get it up multiple times a day. Secondly I have bred my girl and later on (several hour) some type of something was leaking out. What it was no clue. Did it look like cum, yes. Did I have several heart attacks in a row because I thought I'd be found out. Indeed. I don't know one way or another whether the story is true or not. I can attest to someone having sex several times a day is a thing and there was some sort of leakage afterwards (even after I wiped her up) that looked enough like cum to arouse suspicion.
 
Couple things. Some people can get it up multiple times a day. Secondly I have bred my girl and later on (several hour) some type of something was leaking out. What it was no clue. Did it look like cum, yes. Did I have several heart attacks in a row because I thought I'd be found out. Indeed. I don't know one way or another whether the story is true or not. I can attest to someone having sex several times a day is a thing and there was some sort of leakage afterwards (even after I wiped her up) that looked enough like cum to arouse suspicion.
Yep
 
Back
Top