Reconscope
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Ill start: When meeting other zoos you call them by their screen name instead of their actual name.
My dad's description of an Unclean Woman. it is as follows..
"She Smells like the shithouse door on a tuna boat."
Amen to that lelWhen People write "AMEN" on a facebook post.
Hell yeah thoughts and prayers for all of us.Thoughts and prayers.
Why waste 60$ worth of clothing.When zoos write supposedly true stories about male dogs being so horny they literally, not figuratively, tear the clothing off of them to get at their anus or pussy. Freaking pics or that shit never happened! Lol
What if you got nothing else to give?Thoughts and prayers.
Then my 20 in my pocketWhat if you got nothing else to give?
Mark 8:22 "He took the blind man by the hand and led him outside the village. When he had spit on the man’s eyes and put his hands on him, Jesus asked, “Do you see anything?”What if you got nothing else to give?
Sjws?SJWs and explaining things to my parents
Social justice warriors.Sjws?
Social justice warriors.
Sjws?
What if you got nothing else to give?
That awkward thing where you go for a fist bump and the other guy goes for a handshake?
I mean what, nobody fist bumps at interviews anymore?
Since I've already been heavily indoctrinated by these pricks, would you mind giving me a list of what I can actually do instead of just hoping for the best?That's literally what thoughts and prays are, NOTHING. Just a way for some worthless asshole to feel like they've done something good when they've done fuck all.
You know what's more useful than thoughts and prayers? LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT EXISTS!
Money, water, food, a hug. All of these things hold more value and use than "thoughts and prayers"
Yet all these stupid religious fucks think that their cheap words actually hold value and con other idiots into normalizing it.
No offense, but at that point I'm walking away.You shake my hand like a man or walk the fuck away.
Well, Now it's You wave to me from a 6 foot distance or fuck off.
I usually don't mind these people myself. The good intention was there, and they mean well by it. Unless, they are keeping me in their thought and prayers because I'm an Atheist alone. Then... just don't! xPThat's literally what thoughts and prays are, NOTHING. Just a way for some worthless asshole to feel like they've done something good when they've done fuck all.
You know what's more useful than thoughts and prayers? LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT EXISTS!
Money, water, food, a hug. All of these things hold more value and use than "thoughts and prayers"
Yet all these stupid religious fucks think that their cheap words actually hold value and con other idiots into normalizing it.
Owo show meThat Uber Eats commercial from the Superbowl last night
That's a funny commercial parody
It was funny, but it also made me cringeThat's a funny commercial parody
I don't even know how to feel I lost all feeling watching it so I just sat there with a ( the last part is acceptance)It was funny, but it also made me cringe