Posted this in another thread, thought there might be more out there
Three women are at the vets office and they’re talking. The first woman says, my dog is always humping everything in sight so I’m getting him neutered. The second woman says, my dog keeps getting the neighbors dog pregnant so I’m getting him neutered. The third woman says, well I was cleaning the bathtub after my bath, so I was nude. My dog just jumped up and started fucking me like crazy. One of the other women said, so you’re getting him neutered? She said hell no, I’m getting his nails trimmed
Three women are at the vets office and they’re talking. The first woman says, my dog is always humping everything in sight so I’m getting him neutered. The second woman says, my dog keeps getting the neighbors dog pregnant so I’m getting him neutered. The third woman says, well I was cleaning the bathtub after my bath, so I was nude. My dog just jumped up and started fucking me like crazy. One of the other women said, so you’re getting him neutered? She said hell no, I’m getting his nails trimmed