Stutensindwunderbar
Citizen of Zooville
Doesnt matter the genre, just whatever makes you laugh
Which reminds me of the inebriated Cowboy and his sidekick who wobbled out of the saloon into the parking lot and disappeared between the semis. A Security guy saw them, and not wanting them to drive in their condition, he followed. He rounded a corner between two Pig trucks and theres the drunkest one sitting up against the rear tire of a truck. Tge less drunk of thevtwo had his fingers stuck up inside a pork belly the HARD way... he was drawing out his reeking digits when the Security fella hollered....An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The
local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the
cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet
In front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, Stranger" greeted the sheriff. "Howdy, Sheriff", returned
The cowpoke.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted the
horse's tail and placed a big kiss on the horse's asshole . He dropped
the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and headed straight
toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister", said the Sheriff. "Did I just see what I
think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff, 'cause I got me some powerful chapped
lips.", the cowboy replied.
"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.
The cowboy turned back toward the saloon and without missing a beat
explained, "Nope, but it sure keeps me from lickin''em!"