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[User293774]

I support Danelover1 as the next winner

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

I guess ED isn't the only one with delusions of grandeur.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

Oh, he forfeited. I guess you're the only one with delusions then Dane.

 

[Daneζ]

I support Danelover1 as the next winner

Why thank you, I will remember you when I have achieved my victory. Unlike the other goofy looking guy here.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

Bold of you to assume you can win at all.

 

[Daneζ]

No really, I don’t have much competition

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

You're right. To say you're competing against me is nonsense. Victory is already mine.

 

[Daneζ]

You're right. To say you're competing against me is nonsense.

Finally you realize my greatness, and that you are no competition at all.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

You seem to have gone blind before you finished reading my last post. If you wish, I will go easier on you as a handicap.

 

[Daneζ]

That’s okay, I do not need special privileges to win as you do.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

The only special privilege I've got is the privilege of having already won. I simply continue to humor you as a formality.

 

[Daneζ]

I think your grandiose personally is a result of the fear that I am better than you.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

Good joke, but it won't get you any closer to victory.

 

[Daneζ]

I don’t need to get any closer, I’m already here.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

A quick remind that you have to go up to reach the top, and all you've been doing is going down.

 

[Daneζ]

I’m higher than a kite rn trust me

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

You know, you almost could have had a chance, but you went and got high and look where it got you. Second place.

 

[Daneζ]

The fact that you said I had a chance proves you are doubting yourself. You might as well accept that I have won.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

Now I didn't say that. I said you almost could have had a chance, and even if you hadn't impaired yourself and reached a point of having a chance, the odds would still be in my favor. It would be more likely for you to win the lottery or be struck by lightning.

 

[Daneζ]

I’ve always defied the odds. I have been struck by lightning. Twice.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

That's not really something brag about, but I suppose its not too surprising seeing as you have your head in the clouds.

 

[Daneζ]

Looking down on you in second place.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

You must have mirrors on your shoes then, because I'm above you buddy.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

And so yet another stepping stone on my path to victory reveals itself. Now, i'm not religious, but I think there's one quote from the bible relevant here. "Forgive them father for they know not what they do."

 

[Daneζ]

@Electric Zoogaloo,
if you win it's luck!

He won’t win, because I already have.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

Keep telling yourself that, and maybe someday you'll believe it.

 

[Daneζ]

I will believe it, and so will you.

 

[Daneζ]

“That’s why no one will remember your name” - Achilles

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

Correct, those are the first words of Jesus on the cross. The point at which he fulfilled his purpose, aka, victory, and Dane, I like the quote, but remember that even Achilles was slain.

 

[Daneζ]

Achilles was slain because of arrogance and pride. Much like you will be.