I'm sorry I'm a little drunk rnWhat's wrong with you!?
I'm sorry I'm a little drunk rnWhat's wrong with you!?
I just turned down an orphanage and even I wouldnt go there
I'm sorry I'm a little drunk rn
Nice to meet you A Little Drunk rnI'm a little drunk rn
Because I went wee wee on the fire?Sounds French.
God I love dad jokes, I shoulda had kidsNice to meet you A Little Drunk rn
Well, I'm not god, but I appreciate the worshipGod I love dad jokes, I shoulda had kids
Go to Thailand, find a wife, make mini yous.God I love dad jokes, I shoulda had kids
Yea Philippines might be better though, the food is amazing and the few Filipino women Ive met would force feed me because I'm tall af so apparently I need my food... Getting fat is worth it with cooking that goidGo to Thailand, find a wife, make mini yous.
Who's the one getting pregnant here?Yea Philippines might be better though, the food is amazing and the few Filipino women Ive met would force feed me because I'm tall af so apparently I need my food... Getting fat is worth it with cooking that goid
Hopefully not me... Although not having to buy milk for a year or two would be niceWho's the one getting pregnant here?
The baby isn't even in the oven yet and you're already thinking of its negligence? You'll be an excellent parent.Hopefully not me... Although not having to buy milk for a year or two would be nice
The baby isn't even in the oven yet and you're already thinking of its negligence? You'll be an excellent parent.
I would probably die from pushing out a littre of 6But what if THESE were the bebes?
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P-p-p-pussy!I would probably die from pushing out a littre of 6
Take it like a man!Have you seen someone give birth?? If avoiding that makes me a pussy then I'm ok with that
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That actually sounds like a good idea rn