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[Taopony]

hee heeee

 

[MrsShemon]

*thankful I didn't use "Michael" in my screen name because this would look very bad

Yes, very bad indeed.

 

[son1911]

 

[YIMBY]

Momo!

 

[son1911]

Loopy de Loop!

 

[YIMBY]

MOMO!

 

[son1911]

LOOPY DE LOOP!

 

[YIMBY]

MOMOMOMOMOMO!

 

[son1911]

IN MY ARMS!

 

[MrsShemon]

IN MY ARMS!

When a friend goes in for a hug.

 

[son1911]

If your friends don't hug, they're no friends of mine.

 

[MrsShemon]

But are they your friends if they dance?

 

[son1911]

Yes!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

DANCING IS FOR CLOSERS!

 

[MrsShemon]

DANCING IS FOR CLOSERS!

Then I am a very good closer.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Really......Sell me a pencil.

 

[MrsShemon]

I don't know, I will need your signature for that.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Ok here you go....waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiittttttt

 

[MrsShemon]

Ok here you go....waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiittttttt

Hey, I sell oil to Saudis for a living ^^

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I can tell because you're so crude. badumtiss

 

[son1911]

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Not the rimshot i was expecting from you but I'll take it lol

 

[son1911]

I'm an accordionist, not a drummer.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

So, want to start a band?

 

[son1911]

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I play guitar..We can be Mike & Son lol

 

[MrsShemon]

I can tell because you're so crude. badumtiss

Crude? As I recall it you said I was very smooth, soft, bendy and very gentile when you introduced me to your mother last weekend, what changed?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Hey hey,,,,,,people are watching...crude as in Crude Oil....jeeezz

 

[son1911]

I play guitar..We can be Mike & Son lol

Oooor Son & Mike.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You know what.......I'm ok with that. You just have to always move it move it when we perform though.