Last to post wins

[FloofyNewfie]

Don't apologize to me!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Sorry, can't hear you all the way back there

 

[Daneζ]

I suck

 

[FloofyNewfie]

IS THIS BETTER!???

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I suck

Salty Seed. You sure do, pal!

 

[Daneζ]

Salty Seed. You sure do, pal!

Youre dog damn right

 

[FloofyNewfie]

While you go suck some Salty Seed, I'll be here winning!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Not

 

[Daneζ]

While you go suck some Salty Seed, I'll be here winning!

I am unable at the moment

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I am unable at the moment

Maybe he can ship some frozen Salty Seed to you... Although, I'm sure fresh from the tap is better!

 

[Daneζ]

everything is better fresh! Plus its more rewarding when you have to work for it

 

[son1911]

I can provide for my own Salty Seed.

 

[Daneζ]

There are two types of men. Ones who have tried to suck their own dicks, and liars

 

[son1911]

There are actually three. And for those who can't, there are shortcuts.

 

[Daneζ]

thered still only be two. because the ones who have achieved it still had to try. and yes, you just have to find someone else to do it for you

 

[son1911]

True. Busy this evening?

 

[Daneζ]

yes, about to snooze

 

[son1911]

I can help you with that.

 

[Daneζ]

My lady is pretty good at making me sleepy

 

[son1911]

Bummer! I guess I have to try again.

 

[Daneζ]

Practice makes perfect!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Keep doing it

 

[son1911]

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Later bro lol

 

[son1911]

Already leaving? I guess that makes me the winner.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Leaving with my trophy yea

 

[Laidback101]

Surely it's me lol

 

[son1911]

Trophies are fore losers.

 

[Daneζ]

Im a wiener

 

[son1911]

I'm a pancake.