Just Wondering…

I let my dog head hump me several times every day. His size makes it possible and manageable. But you can not just let it happen, you have to be careful not to let him too deep.
 
Watch that os bone, buddy. Its sharp and the human tongue is tender. These two organs don't always pair well. Your first inclination of course will be to greet him with your tongue soon as he's inside, but his first instinct after that same intromission into something warm & wet will be to thrust (read: stab) a sharp bone against it, mercilessly, all the way, full length, immediately. You could easily end up with a swollen tongue and being unable to speak for several days afterward.
 
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