In Soviet Russia...

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia, Putin wakes up the sun

 

[420Fatty]

In Soviet Russia, There's nothing to see here, move along.

 

[Cajlatsa]

In Soviet Russia you watch Cameras

 

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia, nothing ever happened

 

[Cajlatsa]

In Soviet Russia the kids mind you

 

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia, the movie shoots you

 

[Cajlatsa]

In Soviet Russia, the World moves backwards

 

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia, the history writes you

 

[Cajlatsa]

In Soviet Russia 1984 never happened

 

[Michioliphant]

In Soviet Russia Orwell’s 1984 was a State Goal

 

[Cajlatsa]

In Soviet Russia the State is your Mother

 

[Michioliphant]

In Soviet Russia “Fu&k your Mother” must mean something different then.

 

[dogfuck1900]

In soviet russia,shit shits you.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia, when American, Russian and Jew go to bar, it's not a beginning of joke.

 

[Suvrenim]

In America, you get drunk. In Soviet Russia, the drunks get you.

 

[saddlebum66]

In America, laughter is the best medicine. In Soviet Russia....laughter is ONLY medicine.

 

[Cajlatsa]

In Soviet Russia they celebrate War Crimes

 

[Suvrenim]

In soviet russia, TV watches you

 

[saddlebum66]

In Soviet Russia, Watch tells tales

 

[TheZipper]

In America, it doesn’t matter who you vote for. What matters is, who counts the votes. Oh, wait…. I meant, in Russia, not Amerika!!

 

[wishful_thinking]

In Soviet Russia, war crimes you!

 

[saddlebum66]

In Soviet Russia, RFID tells where wallet IS, along with CC number.

 

[Taopony]

In Soviet Russia, you have right to whole bear, not just arms

 

[saddlebum66]

In Soviet Russia, Salmon run INTO Ocean

 

[Taopony]

In Soviet Russia, you lick dog

 

[Cajlatsa]

In Soviet Russia you fake drone attacks

 

[saddlebum66]

In Soviet Russia, Gangplank only goes ON Ship.

 

[saddlebum66]

In Soviet Russia, Bell wears Cat.

 

[SovetskiyKozel]

In Soviet Russia, Dinner Eats You