In Soviet Russia...

[draco7215]

Basically the opposite of a familiar statement, example:

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you

or

In Soviet Russia, car drives you

 

[Tailo]

In Soviet Russia horse rides you. ?

 

[420Fatty]

In soviet Russia, Hard bass is a way of life.

 

[DoinItDoggyStyle]

In soviet Russia, dog takes you for walk.

 

[swampy]

Everyone has a dash cam

 

[420Fatty]

In Soviet Russia, Only capitalist spies squat on their toes.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

 

[aragos32727]

In Soviet Russia, you knot dog!

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

ZERO DIVIDES BY YOU!!!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

 

[420Fatty]

In soviet Russia, "no gay people exist".

 

[aragos32727]

In soviet Russia, "no gay people exist".

In Soviet Russia you don't beat gay people to death. Gay people beat you to death.

 

[ZoolA]

 

[draco7215]

In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

 

[Huskeroni]

In Soviet Russia, phone puts you in airplane mode!

 

[Judas_Trying]

In soviet russia, I’m straight af

 

[draco7215]

In Soviet Russia, internet surfs you!

 

[TheMostRandomUsernameEver]

In Soviet Russia, computers hack you!

 

[Stutensindwunderbar]

In Soviet Russia horse rides you. ?

I must be in Soviet Russia every night

 

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia you are the joke.

 

[Stutensindwunderbar]

In Soviet Russia you are the joke.

I must be in Soviet Russia every day

 

[Dogger1940]

In Soviet Russia eggs boil you.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia, ballot paper fills you

 

[Knotted1975]

In soviet Russia a dog rides your wife.

 

[Judas_Trying]

In soviet russia election be best melanias yoooou

 

[Deleted member 76481]

In Soviet Russia you hide into the fridge to get warmer

 

[420Fatty]

In soviet Russia all you need to learn how to say is, "I'M THE MACHINE!"

 

[Jewelry Fish]

In Soviet Russia, you don’t blow candle, candle blows you.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

In Soviet Russia, cars crash test you!

 

[I<3horses]

In Soviet Russia, riot police riots you