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How true is THIS type of zoo “origin” story??

Epicsauce42

Epicsauce42

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So I’ve been around various websites and apps where bestiality has been a topic. And whenever the question of how you first got into zoo is brought up, a very strange story is told to me every now and then. This has either been through general posts or told to me through dms. It has all been women if that matters.

The story always starts with them getting out of the shower and exiting the bathroom naked. Some object they need is then dropped under some sort of furniture like a bed, for example. They then get down on all fours to reach underneath the furniture to get it. Then all of the sudden the dog comes over and slips it in, oops the end.

Is this at all a feasible way to lose your doggy virginity?? I thought it was a strange story the first time i saw it. I heard a few more, then recently (today) I was told this story all over again. It got me thinking how legit they are. It’s never the exact same story ofc, although it does always follow the same formula. I have a feeling it’s made up for the most part, but I really don’t know at the same time since I‘ve heard it so many times. Maybe there’s some truth to it? Idk. It all just seems so wacky to me. Curious to hear what you guys think or if you have even heard this type of story before.

Sorry if something like this has actually happened to you. Would love to hear some deeper insight if anyone is willing lol.
 
Epicsauce42 said:
The story always starts with them getting out of the shower and exiting the bathroom naked. Some object they need is then dropped under some sort of furniture like a bed, for example. They then get down on all fours to reach underneath the furniture to get it. Then all of the sudden the dog comes over and slips it in, oops the end.
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It is bullshit.
If you have not shown an animal that sex with you is possible, and most people do not, the dog will not even know he can mount you.
Let alone that it takes quite a few tries for both of you to align your bodies correctly for anything to happen correctly.
 
it's a "gotta think of something real quick" type bullshit.
it takes maybe three business days for an inexperienced boy (the story is it was their first time together, no?) to go from trying to mount and actually putting it in. there are no pheromones to lead them to their goal like with a girl in heat either, some don't even go for the correct or any orifice at first.

not saying it's 100% impossible, anything can happen. like a boy in "sex mood" due to in-heat gal smell in vicinity or something. still feels like one in a million for him to just hit in a split-second. certainly a low enough chance for the story to not repeat very often.
 
And in thise stories it isxalwaysca dane or simikar, never a poddle, right? 😁

A dog might get the idea and try, but without some experience or help, he will not get anywhere. Bumps and scratches only.

Also, If unknowing to you a medium/big dog jumps on you in such poditions, you will likely fall flat on the ground And there, the dog has no option to penetrate
 
It would be a lot more believable if they'd feel a dog tounge and got curious after that.

As it is like this, it has the same credibility as the hospital story's"I was taking a shower, slipped and fell on top a jar of peanut butter I keep in my shower and that's how it got stuck in my ass"
 
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