How to prevent my urethra from being stabbed with a dog?

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This is a new problem for me. I have a dog I used to play with religiously, and we adopted another dog in the past month. But dog #1 developed a small problem, he fucks like a jackhammer and has hurt me multiple times now by stabbing my urethra...It’s happened the past 3 times I’ve tried to play with him. Yesterday being the worst and I’m taking a break after that.

Any suggestions though? I decided to take a chance yesterday and try playing, while he was humping away I managed to get him in correctly, but during a thrust he missed and hit my urethra. I really do miss playing with him often.
 
Maybe you should just stretch it out until it can take the dog! I am of course only kidding. Do you have a partner that can hold the dog back until you can guide them in? Or is this something that happens during like he pulls out then stabs?
 
Guide him in with your hand. I have had this happen to me multiple times. Some dogs are laser guided others can't hit the broad side of a barn there ain't nothing quite like a hard clit poke though, specially if he thinks he found the spot and tries to ram it in there.
 
Interesting. That is something I had never considered as a possible problem for a female being bred by a dog. I have heard of a stallion entering a mare's urethra, but had not thought about a dog entering a woman's. OUCH! Unless of course you are into that which I doubt any women are.
 
Au contraire, there's a big market for urethra play. Anyway, I was thinking you could reach back with your hand and make a circle with your fingers, then place it over your vaginal opening and block your urethra. Might take some experimenting but I think it would work, plus you'd be able to feel and guide him
 
MystiHorse said:
Au contraire, there's a big market for urethra play. Anyway, I was thinking you could reach back with your hand and make a circle with your fingers, then place it over your vaginal opening and block your urethra. Might take some experimenting but I think it would work, plus you'd be able to feel and guide him
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Interesting. I have to wonder if there are women out there that are interested in urethral play enough to let a dog do their urethra. I know there are women that stretch their urethra enough to let human males screw their urethra. One of the porn star women that I was always in awe of was called" the amazing TY" I would assume that a dogs knot would be too big for the urethra but what about knotting inside the bladder. Sounds like it would be painful if he knotted in the urethra itself, but what about behind the urethra like a urethral catheter?

Humm, something new to fantasize about. LOL
 
Axis-deer said:
Interesting. I have to wonder if there are women out there that are interested in urethral play enough to let a dog do their urethra. I know there are women that stretch their urethra enough to let human males screw their urethra. One of the porn star women that I was always in awe of was called" the amazing TY" I would assume that a dogs knot would be too big for the urethra but what about knotting inside the bladder. Sounds like it would be painful if he knotted in the urethra itself, but what about behind the urethra like a urethral catheter?

Humm, something new to fantasize about. LOL
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Oh great now I have another unattainable desire
 
MystiHorse said:
Oh great now I have another unattainable desire
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Since reading this post initially, I have done some digging and found rumors of women that are into urethral play and stretching, that could let a dog penetrate their urethra, then knot up inside their bladder so they were tied inside the woman's bladder. The small diameter part of the penis shaft behind the knot is what was in the urethra at the time of knotting so it did not swell and cause any damage, the dog was simply knotted in their bladder.
That said, I do not know if this is just someone fantasy that became rumor, or if this is a real thing.
 
caikgoch said:
There is a simple solution. Get a horse.
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Could you imagine a miniature stallion putting his penis through a woman's urethra and flaring in her bladder!!!!!! If a woman could stretch for that so that it did not cause injury, that would be super hot!!
 
Axis-deer said:
Since reading this post initially, I have done some digging and found rumors of women that are into urethral play and stretching, that could let a dog penetrate their urethra, then knot up inside their bladder so they were tied inside the woman's bladder. The small diameter part of the penis shaft behind the knot is what was in the urethra at the time of knotting so it did not swell and cause any damage, the dog was simply knotted in their bladder.
That said, I do not know if this is just someone fantasy that became rumor, or if this is a real thing.
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At that point I'd worry about the length and volume of the penis inside the bladder rather than the urethra. Most bladders aren't big enough to accommodate a full sized dog cock. Maybe a smaller breed though?
 
Axis-deer said:
Since reading this post initially, I have done some digging and found rumors of women that are into urethral play and stretching, that could let a dog penetrate their urethra, then knot up inside their bladder so they were tied inside the woman's bladder. The small diameter part of the penis shaft behind the knot is what was in the urethra at the time of knotting so it did not swell and cause any damage, the dog was simply knotted in their bladder.
That said, I do not know if this is just someone fantasy that became rumor, or if this is a real thing.
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Care to share your sources? That's a really hot idea...
 
kkram13 said:
Care to share your sources? That's a really hot idea...
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Don't expect much. Just think how long the dog's penis would have to be between knot and base then how short it would have to be between knot and tip. That would be a seriously deformed dog.
 
Well those things do happen sometimes. They usually hit the butt... but sometimes they hit thay too. Hand help is the best option.
 
Use your hand to guide him. I have seen enough videos to know that it really is a good idea to have a human partner in the room to help you guide the dog in.
 
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