How to have sex with a dog outside

[Croatian_stallion]

Hello, recently I've been waiting to have fun with some knotty dawgs, but I'm totally unsure how to do it outside or how to pick a dog even. Any tips tricks ect would be lovely.

 

[pes]

Why would you need to do it outside? And you know, take the dog you have.

 

[Croatian_stallion]

Why would you need to do it outside? And you know, take the dog you have.

Well I don't have a dog to play with sadly

 

[nekdoneco123]

are you asking how to pick up random dogs on the street?

 

[Croatian_stallion]

are you asking how to pick up random dogs on the street?

Yeah in a way, how to find one that can be played with and what are the steps in making sure it's safe

 

[dogluver101]

Yeah in a way, how to find one that can be played with and what are the steps in making sure it's safe

getting your own dog, and not doing it outside like an idiot.

 

[nekdoneco123]

Yeah in a way, how to find one that can be played with and what are the steps in making sure it's safe

just a minor question:
what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[pes]

how to find one that can be played with and what are the steps in making sure it's safe

Go to your local shelter, get a dog, pay for food, a dog bed, vet and vaccinations. (ideally also use your bed as a dog bed for variety)
Have the dog for about half a year and then maybe have sex.
And crucially make sure you never return the dog to the shelter.
Otherwise you are piece of shit and you wanted an animal just to fuck it.

 

[Croatian_stallion]

Go to your local shelter, get a dog, pay for food, a dog bed, vet and vaccinations. (ideally also use your bed as a dog bed for variety)
Have the dog for about half a year and then maybe have sex.
And crucially make sure you never return the dog to the shelter.
Otherwise you are piece of shit and you wanted an animal just to fuck it.

A really good reply, thanks! I'll post pics when I get a new pooch. Just gotta find a shelter that doesn't require castrating.thamks!

just a minor question:
what the fuck is wrong with you?

Ah sorry, most if not all shelters offer only castrated dogs, and since my last pooch died he was with me for short while before a car hit him unfortunately so I was a little desperate

 

[kitathegoblin]

Yeah in a way, how to find one that can be played with and what are the steps in making sure it's safe

Did you mean to adopt a dog off the street

 

[Knotty_Gurlie]

Oh lol, ya dunno how outside would work, seems like an indoor thing to me maybe

 

[LastAlpha]

Outdoor is risky but you can try in a forest or some isolated place, even if some womans do it in the beachs i wound't recommend it

 

[ThickLongCockToeMaster]

i am looking for a place to talk about fucking dog. me male doing female dog

 

[GARY_FPS]

i am looking for a place to talk about fucking dog. me male doing female dog

There is a space for this its personal ad or metups if I remember correcly

 

[GARY_FPS]

Outdoor is risky but you can try in a forest or some isolated place, even if some womans do it in the beachs i wound't recommend it

Well garden is secure enough

 

[ThickLongCockToeMaster]

There is a space for this its personal ad or metups if I remember correcly

tell me about some of your experiences how did you find one that would let you ..

 

[GARY_FPS]

tell me about some of your experiences how did you find one that would let you ..

I don't go there so no experiences