jesus.. I was an enthusiastic bachelor for most of my life and loved it.. I dj at a strip club, bounced at the biggest most popular dance club in town and had a very successful and active band all going on for about a 10 year stretch... met my best friend through his gf who I would always hit on.. once I got to k ow them they loved sex party's, orgies, and just fun fucking in general... and thats when thing really hit warp speed ... one December between hook uos fro my jobs and thuer activities I added 36 lady to the list... one particularly good thanks giving at my friends how things just evolved as they tend to do in those groups and me and my friends found ourselves in his giant 8×8 6 facet head marble shower... book ending a train of 7 very lovely and very adventurous 20-30 something year old women... i shit you not at one point there was one girl washing ny hair while she got her ass eaten.. while another was gaging on my cock and as she road another face etc etc etc.. was never on ny bucket list... but god damn I knew exactly what I was thankful for that year... needless to say once that section of my of my life started I stopped trying to count.. these parties were very well supplied with favors and drink.. I stood no chance of keeping count.. I barely can remember what I made for dinner last night.. but last count was around 200 and that was year 3 of that time in my life... I then started traveling an touring with my music.. and bang new cheat code unlocked... even if you are a relatively unknown artist.. small towns across Canada seem to think you must be a big deal coming from a bigger city and have a song with radio play.. ut wasn't even fair... moral of the story... learn guitar and how to sing ... will explode you numbers to levels you didnt really deserve lmfao... unfortunately while some pretty wild things happened over that time... I have never been in a situation where beastiality was brought up ... which i guess is normal to keep it hidden.. until last week... and while I am not sure what it was I definitely dis something right In a past life pleased some all-powerful diety cause got damn some times it makes 0 sense... but I am sure as fuck giving thanks to whoever had a hand in this sexually diviant fortune I have be gifted... but I am here for it... and while this all could come off as sounding braggy or exaggerated... there are many witnesses who can confirm these fales of bountiful booty blessings i have been blessed with.. I got my fingers crossed that soon ill add help a hot 20 something woman see just how far up her ass she can take a hores cock and just how much cum she can fit inside her.. if that comes to fruition... I may just die of extacy and dehydration id experience... and It will be well worth it! but for now thats still a dream bit its becoming tangible... anyway thanks for taking back down the memorie lane and through the forest of debauchery and taboo mile markers that is my sexual history... I am actually hard now after having recalled all these thing.. good thing im on the perfect site for this occasion... cheers to my fellow freaky sluts! and remember, no one ever died wishing they hadn't fuck or cum as much.. indulge in your pleasure when ever you get the chance!