How does smegma taste?

[sly778]

I have always wondered this?

 

[dartel]

It's fermented piss dirt and dead skin cells. How do you think?

 

[saddlebum66]

Id think it tastes about like it smells. Pretty nasty.

 

[WoofWoofRedRocket]

Can't say I've ever wondered this myself but you've opened some sort of extremely morbid curiosity that I don't want answered haha.

 

[Bloodwolf]

Don’t know why you would even want to know. Kind of like asking what ass taste like.

 

[sly778]

Don’t know why you would even want to know. Kind of like asking what ass taste like.

Never tasted it and i see a lot of people comment about cleaning Smegma off of animals

 

[cherrY4Dot]

Just dont, its not worth it

 

[Bloodwolf]

Never tasted it and i see a lot of people comment about cleaning Smegma off of animals

Well, ya. That’s kind of routine.

 

[sly778]

Well, ya. That’s kind of routine.

Ok

 

[MashaSobaka]

Kind of like asking what ass taste like.

Based on what we have seen so far, there are quite a few people who are interested in the taste of the ass.

 

[Jmmp2803]

Not great. At all.

 

[SxaBeast]

There was a young man named Keith
Who pulled back foreskins with his teeth
He did it not for the money or anything funny but for the cheese that was underneath

 

[MashaSobaka]

There was a young man named Keith
Who pulled back foreskins with his teeth
He did it not for the money or anything funny but for the cheese that was underneath

There was someone here a long time ago who described how delicious the peeling pieces of skin on the horse's penis are and that he used to eat them and put them in his nose so he could smell them. Disgusting.
It is one thing that someone loves the animal and pampers it orally, and another thing when someone is disgusting. In both cases, the genitals and the mouth are involved, but they are completely different things at the two ends of the scale. One is part of sex, the other is disgusting.

 

[SxaBeast]

Know how to circumsize a whale?

Just send down four skindivers.

 

[originalnamehere]

There was a young man named Keith
Who pulled back foreskins with his teeth
He did it not for the money or anything funny but for the cheese that was underneath

This is the worst poem I've ever read.
And I've read my own...

 

[SxaBeast]

Itsa limerick

 

[SxaBeast]

 

[dartel]

This is the worst poem I've ever read.

There's such a thing as a good poem?

 

[SxaBeast]

Check out the big brain on Dave

 

[pes]

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This is approaching a new level of disgusting.

 

[dick4me2]

Never tasted it and i see a lot of people comment about cleaning Smegma off of animals

ya there has been a few on here saying this. I bet almost none actually did it....just fantasies.

 

[SxaBeast]

Remember "your a smee-smee, smee-smeghead!"?

 

[Edenraed]

I've noticed that some stray dogs have a thick green liquid around the tip of their sheath, is that smegma?

 

[originalnamehere]

There's such a thing as a good poem?

Not a Shakespeare fan I take it.

 

[dartel]

Not a Shakespeare fan I take it.

He fucking sucked and people need to shut the fuck up about him.

 

[MashaSobaka]

I've noticed that some stray dogs have a thick green liquid around the tip of their sheath, is that smegma?

Whitish, slightly yellowish is yes, normal. Dark yellow and green are not normal.

 

[originalnamehere]

He fucking sucked and people need to shut the fuck up about him.

He did try to copy Don Quixote into a play which only got awful reviews. In fact, the play was so bad we ONLY have the reviews, no script in sight.
He did make a lot of funny 1400s jokes, though.

 

[dartel]

He did make a lot of funny 1400s jokes, though.

And they don't apply today. They need to have stayed in the 15th century.

That's precisely why he's terrible. He's lauded as such a genius that his scripts are practically a holy book, and as such unalterable. They must be kept in their original pedantic over verbose form or you're committing the ultimate sacrilege.

Plus the fact that if you use one of "his" plots you're making shakepear, despite the fact none of the plots were originally his, they're the same formula that was around since ancient greece.

 

[originalnamehere]

And they don't apply today. They need to have stayed in the 15th century.

Not a Don Quixote fan either, I'll take it...

They must be kept in their original pedantic over verbose form or you're committing the ultimate sacrilege.

I'm not gunna judge you if you read the abridge version. I just like corny tragic romance.

What books are you into anyhow?

 

[dartel]

What books are you into anyhow?

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