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Help!I am a female late 20s ,so basically my dog was pounding me ,didnt hear door open.

Johnny2709 said:
so i like to have sex with my boy.normally i wait for my daughter to go to collage(shes 18,and of the age of concent in my country)this time i woke up exrta horny and was on my hands and knees in seconds ,as he entered me hard and right to the knot i couldn't help but let out a moan.i must of sounded hurt because as im getting knoted i hear"are u okay mum?"followed by the door opening and her gasp of oh fuck.its been almost a week now and we haven't spoken about it.my question is what should i do?anyone else been caught mid act?
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An extremely unsuccessful attempt at a writing debut. Try again. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :LOL:
 
Johnny2709 said:
so i like to have sex with my boy.normally i wait for my daughter to go to collage(shes 18,and of the age of concent in my country)this time i woke up exrta horny and was on my hands and knees in seconds ,as he entered me hard and right to the knot i couldn't help but let out a moan.i must of sounded hurt because as im getting knoted i hear"are u okay mum?"followed by the door opening and her gasp of oh fuck.its been almost a week now and we haven't spoken about it.my question is what should i do?anyone else been caught mid act?
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Damn dude. If you're going to provide such high comedy storylines you should come back here and keep posting in this thread.

We also want to know if your parents were just really 'special' or if you somehow Frankensteined yourself a zombie uterus.

Enquiring minds want to know.
 
Johnny2709 said:
so i like to have sex with my boy.normally i wait for my daughter to go to collage(shes 18,and of the age of concent in my country)this time i woke up exrta horny and was on my hands and knees in seconds ,as he entered me hard and right to the knot i couldn't help but let out a moan.i must of sounded hurt because as im getting knoted i hear"are u okay mum?"followed by the door opening and her gasp of oh fuck.its been almost a week now and we haven't spoken about it.my question is what should i do?anyone else been caught mid act?
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was this even english💀💀🤡🤡
 
Aw man! What a story it almost reminds me of my friend “Quid Frankly QuitchaBitchen” and his wife “Anne Frankly Shutdafukup” we’re fucking this dog called “Feds fedwelling” and Whats better the neighbor “sucka turd Wellington” came in and saw the commotion! So Sucka comes in with his wife “putta sock fucking” or as we’d call her “putta fucking sock in it” find out they are both fucking the dog but then he calls the “whamberlance” and is sent to “talks to much” jail! And he flys off to his home planet of “Fedscumgetsfucked69” the end!
 
saddlebum66 said:
Im afraid he HAS been back. Probably forgot his Hello-Kitty Lunch box. Today, 10:47 AM
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He has come for a while to see if the public mockery goes any further.

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saddlebum66 said:
I think we have an answer for him....wait'll he opens that lunchbox after a month.....
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Ewwww.... Those tuna salad sandwiches his mommy packed for him are gonna be *INTENSE*! And I don't even wanna know what kind of cheese is gonna be found in the thermos...

On the bright side, the three oreos wrapped in good ol' Cut-Rite wax paper MAY be salvageable...
 
saddlebum66 said:
Im afraid he HAS been back. Probably forgot his Hello-Kitty Lunch box. Today, 10:47 AM
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Dude. That's just cruel. Utterly hilarious, but cruel. But mostly utterly fucking hilarious. His level of strange reminds me of that one guy in one office I worked at who made me think, "OMG! It's like Ben Franklin in drag! In the office! Aiiigh! Get that vision out of my head! Aiiigh!"
 
UR20Z said:
Ewwww.... Those tuna salad sandwiches his mommy packed for him are gonna be *INTENSE*! And I don't even wanna know what kind of cheese is gonna be found in the thermos...

On the bright side, the three oreos wrapped in good ol' Cut-Rite wax paper MAY be salvageable...
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Never confuse "La Marseillaise" with Le Mayonaise, as this
"Allons enfants de la Patrie's" Mamam has done....
Oreos not withstanding...He'll be serenading the spiders in the johnnyhouse when ....
"Le jour de gloire est arrivé !"

Even his Maman wouldn't be old enough to figure out the references...Except the Johnnyhouse, or "chateau d' jean"
 
saddlebum66 said:
Never confuse "La Marseillaise" with Le Mayonaise, as this
"Allons enfants de la Patrie's" Mamam has done....
Oreos not withstanding...He'll be serenading the spiders in the johnnyhouse when ....
"Le jour de gloire est arrivé !"

Even his Maman wouldn't be old enough to figure out the references...Except the Johnnyhouse, or "chateau d' jean"
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You're a truly cruel man sometimes... But in this case, I'd say it was earned... :)
 
I don't know how true this post is, but I experienced it a few years ago. I guess there's nothing worse than being caught. A lot of time has passed since I repaired my relationship with my daughter after this situation.
 
monika_k9 said:
I don't know how true this post is, but I experienced it a few years ago. I guess there's nothing worse than being caught. A lot of time has passed since I repaired my relationship with my daughter after this situation.
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Well, she is a woman in her late 20's and she has 18 years-old daughter. Read it again. And if you still don't know how true this post is, I have bad news for your cognitive status.
 
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