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No! I don't take drugs! (I'm pleased you haven't snorted cocaine of my girlfriend's tits too! heehee)
HYE had a catheter fitted as part of your sex-games?
 
No! I don't take drugs! (I'm pleased you haven't snorted cocaine of my girlfriend's tits too! heehee)
HYE had a catheter fitted as part of your sex-games?
Naw, but I dated this broad with rotted snaggle teeth. She was some crack-whore who agreed to suck my dick for $5.00. She was already high when I picked her up. Anyway, she starts sucking my dick. Then I started screaming in pain like a baby. She looks up in rage and says, "Stop pissing in my face, mother fucker!!!" I screamed in agony, "You tore my catheter out with that Goddamn snaggle-toothed underbite of yours, you fucking bitch!" Needless to say, I had to come up with one Hell of an explanation when the ambulance arrived.
 
Naw, but I dated this broad with rotted snaggle teeth. She was some crack-whore who agreed to suck my dick for $5.00. She was already high when I picked her up. Anyway, she starts sucking my dick. Then I started screaming in pain like a baby. She looks up in rage and says, "Stop pissing in my face, mother fucker!!!" I screamed in agony, "You tore my catheter out with that Goddamn snaggle-toothed underbite of yours, you fucking bitch!" Needless to say, I had to come up with one Hell of an explanation when the ambulance arrived.
Truly? I had you down as the choosy kind! :) BJ when fitted with catheter?
 
yes, I cook steak often

HYE went to the kitchen to make coffee then went back 15 minutes latter expecting to find coffee but only to find you turned the coffee maker on but it was unplugged?
 
@FloofyNewfie Yeah, that one question alone should be a thread, brother.
Heh, other users have long beat me to that. I found three of them so far, although none of them are exact matches...

1) Have you ever told a non zoo friend or family member your secret?

2) How many have you said you are a zoo to

3) Have you ever told your s/o about you being into zoophilia and it not go well?

I could create a thread asking if someone ever regretted doing so, but I believe those three threads above pretty much have that covered for the most part.
 
Maybe when I was a baby, but it's kind of hard to mistake a big tall dude with a bread for a girl! Lol

HYE found yourself in a situation where you have two outcomes and neither one of them are good?
 
Brand new, no. But I have crashed an older car before.

HYE put forth so much effort into one thing, only to realize putting so much effort into this one thing was a complete waste of time?
 
Heh, other users have long beat me to that. I found three of them so far, although none of them are exact matches...

1) Have you ever told a non zoo friend or family member your secret?

2) How many have you said you are a zoo to

3) Have you ever told your s/o about you being into zoophilia and it not go well?

I could create a thread asking if someone ever regretted doing so, but I believe those three threads above pretty much have that covered for the most part.
Ah, yes indeed, but no one has asked if they regretted it or asked if their revelation led to long-lasting, negative ramifications. I hate to say it but this current trend that I am seeing on Zooville of "revealing your zoo-side" to others may be the worst possible thing to do for people in the zoo-community. Platforms such as Zooville may be the best way for us to express ourselves in a society that refuses to come to terms with us.
 
Ah, yes indeed, but no one has asked if they regretted it or asked if their revelation led to long-lasting, negative ramifications. I hate to say it but this current trend that I am seeing on Zooville of "revealing your zoo-side" to others may be the worst possible thing to do for people in the zoo-community. Platforms such as Zooville may be the best way for us to express ourselves in a society that refuses to come to terms with us.
Feel free to start a thread yourself. Although, I would specify how it differs from the others. I actually have a story I could post in there. I told it to someone in the dumpster fire a while back, but it would fit in a thread like that quite nicely.
 
Okay, let's restore this crasshed thread.

HYE put forth so much effort into one thing, only to realize putting so much effort into this one thing was a complete waste of time?

No, everything is at least some life experience, nothing so far was completly useless

HYE been hit by bird poo?
 
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