Have you ever...

[guykiwi]

Too many times

HYE woken from a dream to find it was really happening?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE woken up from a dream to be happy it wasn't real?

 

[guykiwi]

Very rare I remember my dreams, so no

HYE slipped with the razor?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes, Not fun

HYE slipped with a knife while cooking?

 

[guykiwi]

Many times

HYE licked someone else's blood?

 

[MarcOpen]

no

HYE lost your personal passport?

 

[AFox]

Not YET! (I hope it will be...)

HYE drank your own cum?

I have! Sometimes I just don't want to deal with the cleanup and I cum in my hand and lick it up ?

HYE not cummed for at least a week?

 

[guykiwi]

Yes

HYE wished you were anywhere else

 

[MrsShemon]

Yes

HYE satisfied your hunger by eating dog food?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE eaten something you killed?

 

[guykiwi]

Only fish

HYE not been able to afford to eat?

 

[jason0.035]

Only fish

HYE not been able to afford to eat?

Yes, backpacking through Europe… hungry but happy!

HYE bin dived for you dinner?

 

[Weckles]

No, but I have dumpster dived before to flip items. Made a lot of money doing it!

HYE had to pay for your food in change?

 

[TammCa]

Danced with the Devil in the pale moon light ?

 

[Sedirae]

 

[guykiwi]

Yes, though it's in the drive-through getting coffee, ordering, then realizing I left my purse at home.

One of my car's coffee holders is full of change so it's always worked out.

HYE been short in a restaurant?


No

HYE tried to pay for anything with sex instead of money?

 

[fistingmike]

HYE dreamed you were giving yourself a blow job? I do it regularly. I’m talking balls deep.

 

[stumpy bill]

No

HYE bought a phone and dropped it in water before even charging it

 

[guykiwi]

No

HYE filled your car with gas and knot had enough to pay for it?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE not been able to pay a bar tab?

 

[fieralupislady]

Yes, nothing a good blowjob couldn't fix
Hye secretly tried to listen through the walls to others fucking?

 

[guykiwi]

Yes

HYE fucked a friend's partner?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Absolutely not. Bros before...........(fuck, it's March I can't say the rest, but you get it)

HYE stolen a vehicle?

 

[guykiwi]

Hoes?

No

HYE lied to get a job or promotion?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

No, but I've primarily been the one in the hiring position so didn't really ever have a reason to

yes, hose
lol

HYE found something you thought you lost after a significant period of time passing?

 

[stumpy bill]

Yes; my phone

HYE- Bad mouth someone, only to find them behind you?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yes, but mostly because I think it's fucking hilarious to do that, so it's usually very intentional lol

HYE done an open mic night?

 

[stumpy bill]

No

HYE; Went on a blind date, surprised to know her?

 

[guykiwi]

Never had a blind date

HYE set friends up on dates?

 

[MrsShemon]

Probably too many times.

HYE appreciated when friends try to set you up with a friend of theirs?