Have you ever...

[Ted Danson Machine]

No, because every one tells a story about a part of my life

HYE given yourself a piercing

 

[Chiara2003]

No..

HYE hidden a piercing

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yes, when I had my tongue done. Easy to hide though lol

HYE dyed your hair an unnatural color?

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes of course

HYE shaved everything on ur body

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nope. It took me forever to grow my beard so I don't see it happening anytime soon

HYE shaved your head?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes and I still do

HYE been waxed?

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes of course.

Have u ever shaved someone else

 

[skiguy31]

Yes

HYE had someone else shave you?

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes

HYE 4 gotten 2 shave

 

[skiguy31]

yes

HYE been naked in public?

 

[Smilingjack]

Yes, a few times.

HYE been in a fight while naked.

 

[Timo35]

no

hye swum naked in the sea?

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes..

Have u ever had sex with ur clothes on

 

[purpleponyman]

Yes

HYE milked a cow?

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes.. kinda.. it’s not that easy.

HYE caught a snake

 

[WarHorse]

Caught snakes in the stable. Everyone else was terrified. Caught a Black Rat, took it home and released it. All of my mouse problems suddenly vanished.

Milked a mare that didn't want to be milked. (Extremely sweet and rich milk. This was before I knew about fucking mares. Her foal was sick, not nursing, so we had to keep her producing milk. She only allowed me - probably because I'm stupid - to milk her, her teets, very precious parts, very personal.)

And I got away with it.

Now that I realize I'm a pervert, I want to suck a mare's milk.

I know I'm bad for even thinking that.

Even worse, I want to fuck mare pussy again.

 

[WarHorse]

Yes

HYE milked a cow?

No. Mare yes, not a cow yet.

 

[WarHorse]

Not naked in the sea...yet.

Hoping to meet a pompous with a purpace.

Otherwise, generally naked. I'm stupid that way.

 

[BarkyPup]

HYE gone without eating so that there is enough food so your doggo-buddy doesn't go hungry?

 

[purpleponyman]

No but I can't help sharing when I get them puppy dog eyes

HYE you sniffed your dogs poo when you picked it up.

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE been lost in a city?

 

[purpleponyman]

no

hye been mugged in the city

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE been skiing?

 

[purpleponyman]

yes - prefer boarding

HYE done the running of the bulls in Pamplona

 

[Zippo]

No..? ?

HYE contracted an STD?

 

[WarHorse]

No. Mare fuckers do no generally get sexually transmitted diseases. We just fuck horny mares.

Anyone ever pet a Mustang stallion? (I know I'm playing this card again, I might be irritating, but, but - a Mustang stallion? In the wild? What could possibly go wrong?

 

[KatyandRock]

no

hye wanted to travel through time?

 

[Zippo]

Yes, i would change some things.. and maybe gotten rich lol

Hye gotten your pants messed up jumping a fence?

 

[MarcOpen]

no

hye wanted to eat sweets all day?

 

[Zippo]

Yes

hye spent hours in a rocking chair?