No, don't drink and drive (well never above the maximum amounth.
Have you ever been with your pet and been so drunk not remembering it only discovering it cause of the "mess" it left behind
No but sure wanted to. She was this tight blonde with a perfect ass. I did see her standing in her little, white panties once. I regret not taking the opportunity then.
HYE jacked off so much that you made your dick bleed?