Have you ever...

No.

HYE noticed that you preferably masturbate to beastiality if your day was more stressful than usual while on average days you also masturbate to regular porn?
Yes, i definitely tend to lean toward zoo stuff more when stressed (though I enjoy it greatly regardless)

Have you ever wished you were born as an animal other than a human?
 
Nooooooo. I feel perfect as alien.

HYE fucked someone much more younger/older than you?
Yes I'm currently seeing a woman who's 11 years older than me (I'm 33).

I also had sex with a girl who was more than 10 years younger.

Age differences just turn me on lol

HYE licked someone's ass? 😋😁
 
No, luckily, whenever I played it made me angry to lose even small amounts of money so that I stopped before it got much worse.

HYE won a decent amount of money in the casino?
 
When I was maybe 20 I found 30€ on the street. This made my day as I went on and spent the money on some beers with my friends.

HYE secretly masturbated under a blanket while other people were in the room?
 
Yes multiple times in college dorm rooms prior to jy becoming sub to my Domme roommate.
HYE got something "lost" in an perosnal orifice?
 
Not exactly but I found a huge folder 📂 of porn on my cousin's computer. Interestingly, it seems we are into many similar things.

HYE watched a porno that made you horny and weirdly disgusted at the same time?
 
Yes, old lady rammed me on the intersection, lost her upper dental prosthesis as she hit the steering wheel so it was kinda funny. But she was alright after all.

Have you ever been unnecessarily mean to someone?
 
I have, to my brother and a co worker. more in a teasing way though. The co-worker was new and kinda naive. So I kinada make him look for "lost reports" at the admistration. So they said to him I think someone tricked you. Made it up later made him pie.

Have you ever fallen with your face in a pie?
 
Yes, about 10 years ago. It was bittersweet. Anyway, moving on.

HYE gone for a year without masturbation?
 
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