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Yes She was notorious escaper.

HYE been woken up by dog licking your face?
 
Yes. Took my young self a couple of seconds to realise what am I watching. Thankfully they didn't notice

HYE added chilli to your coffee?
 
MishaCZ said:
Yes. Took my young self a couple of seconds to realise what am I watching. Thankfully they didn't notice

HYE added chilli to your coffee?
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Uhhhh. What kind of monster ruins chili or coffee like this.

HYE gagged from food at the table and had to spit it out in a napkin?
 
Yes! A horribly seasoned deviled egg. Might have been on the way out as well...

HYE walked around without underware on only to forget and have it lead to an embarrassing situation?
 
KnotCrazy said:
Yes! A horribly seasoned deviled egg. Might have been on the way out as well...

HYE walked around without underware on only to forget and have it lead to an embarrassing situation?
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Hahaha. Letting the dogs out to use the bathroom only to realize a possum is in the yard. So I’m running around the yard trying to keep the dogs back and yelling at the possum to get out of here. At 3 am. Butt naked.

HYE puked in your backyard
 
Yes but only smaller amounts and I stopped playing some years ago.

HYE secretly masturbated while people were in the same room as you?
 
Oh yes, it was actually a really disgusting porn clip which I only wanted to send as a joke but then I sent it to the wrong person who has the same name. Incredibly embarrassing.

HYE tried to count your orgasms, trying to set up a new personal record? 😅
 
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