Have you ever...

[son1911]

haha, nope

HYE set sail?

 

[d7art]

No
HYE totally failed

 

[Jambiuk]

No

HYE served in the military

 

[d7art]

No

HYE Raised in a military family

 

[Jambiuk]

No

HYE Raised in a military family

Yes

Hye been to a friends house for a meal and their dog is under the table nuzzling your crotch and you have opened your legs for it whilst pretending ktging is going on with your friends?

 

[TammCa]

Danced with the Devil under the pale moon light?

 

[Jambiuk]

Yes

Hye told someone you thought was a good friend about your zoo life and they've become very judgemental?

 

[DatewithNine]

yes

HYE laughed so hard milk came out your nose?

 

[son1911]

Not milk, water. It burnt.

HYE laughed at a joke you didn't understand?

 

[DanielNRW]

yes (out of politeness and because I didn't want to look dumb lol)

HYE secretly smelled someone else's used underwear?

 

[son1911]

Nope, only mine?

HYE eaten someone else's food?

 

[Casual Lurker]

I used to a lot when i was a kid... and i always downed my mothers coffee

HYE lost something that was actually on you the whole time

 

[Ghost.River]

Like my glasses when I hung them on my shirt pocket? Never

HYE learned to play a musical instrument?

 

[son1911]

The accordion

HYE learnt to play a second instrument?

 

[Ghost.River]

I play guitar, bass, drums, and can fake the piano/keyboards

HYE masturbated with something from your kitchen?

 

[son1911]

A lack of imagination has refrained me to.

HYE masturbated in nature?

 

[Smilingjack]

Several times.

HYE got someone else off with something from your kitchen?

 

[ZooDonna]

Yes then I incorporated it into her dinner.

HYE surprised someone with an unexpected orgasm?

 

[fatheroblivion1017]

Yes then I incorporated it into her dinner.

HYE surprised someone with an unexpected orgasm?

Their orgasm or mine? Either way, yes, I’ll explain when I know which to explain.

Have you ever fucked a human and an animal in the same day? Half credit for two people. I’ve done both. Not especially proud of either.

 

[ZooDonna]

Their orgasm or mine? Either way, yes, I’ll explain when I know which to explain.

Have you ever fucked a human and an animal in the same day? Half credit for two people. I’ve done both. Not especially proud of either.

Their orgasm

Yes quite a few times.

 

[fatheroblivion1017]

Their orgasm

Yes quite a few times.

Okay. I had a girlfriend that was totally down at
ALL times. A thing that really turns me on is fucking a woman in her sleep. With permission, of course, I’m no Cosby. She knew about this, and if we went to bed on good terms, I was welcome. It turned me on so much that I usually came inside her in like twelve pumps, but I digress. MANY times (I usually wake up sorta early), I’d start to et her pussy and butt, and rub my fingers on her spot. She’d wake up like three seconds before she came, and then we’d fuck. Ah, to be young…

What’s your HYE?

 

[AlastorBentley]

Have you ever tried to find your limit to what you can fit inside your holes?

 

[son1911]

No, I'm well within my limits

HYE skipped breakfast?

 

[k9pat]

no, it's my favorite meal

hye did a scuba dive?

 

[son1911]

No

HYE done CPR on someone?

 

[Smilingjack]

Yes

HYE put on S.C.B.A. gear (no u, not underwater)?

 

[TammCa]

Danced with the Devil, in the pale moon light

 

[son1911]

HYE put on S.C.B.A. gear (no u, not underwater)?

No

HYE worked as a fire fighter?

 

[Dorsay999]

No

HYE performed a sex act specifically to be watched?

 

[son1911]

Does it count even if it's solo?

HYE had a croissant?