Have you ever...

no if you mean the signature you sign cheques with, its a mess but i dont care. If signature means something dirty let me know.

HYE been naked in a pub. I used to do it all the time pissed up, just nip to the bogs for a piss and come back naked with all your clothes under one arm.
 
No. That would mean animal theft / removal. Would not do that to anyone.

Have you ever taken a big box of sweets, chocolate or comparable, which you opened with the thought: "I'm gonna eat just a bit!" - and after not even half an hour you recognized an empty box / bag? :ROFLMAO:
 
Being a guy, there are SEVERAL places where I've done this, but never a sink.

HYE been fence-jumping during the night to have a rendezvous with an equine or bovine?
 
Being a guy, there are SEVERAL places where I've done this, but never a sink.

HYE been fence-jumping during the night to have a rendezvous with an equine or bovine?
Yes I have

HYE gone to a petting zoo and played with the animals there?
 
no, way to risky

HYE been hurt having sex with an animal?
Yes I have at a petting zoo on that I knew the owner and he himself is a zoo.

Yes I have been hurt.

HYE been pressured into something you didn't want to do but did it anyway and realized how fun it was?
 
Yes (hot, never had the nerve to do it in the woods but a fantasy of mine)

Have you ever been in a car accident.
 
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