Have you ever...

[Wolfie]

Yes, no free toilets
HYE been caught speeding?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Can’t drive
Ever stole a car

 

[Wolfie]

No
HYE been in a accident?

 

[DLMEM202]

Yes

HYE had to use a wheelchair?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Yes
Ever been in a fight

 

[caikgoch]

Yes

Have you ever taken a gun to work? (I usually do.)

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Don’t like guns
Ever shot anyone

 

[KnottygirlSD]

Yes

Have you ever told a close friend about your zoo interest?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Well of course I have, I'm a bare bear after all.

Have you ever accidentally slipped up & been caught staring at an animals penis, by friends or family?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

That’s unlikely ha ha
Ever gone to a party on the wrong day

 

[K9funfan]

No. At the wrong time but not wrong day.

Have you ever dressed wrong for a party. Like terribly over/under dressed?

 

[Wma53]

Have you ever had sex with someone of your same sex

 

[Knotbich]

nope
have you ever be jaelous of an other owner dog

 

[mares4me]

No

Have you ever had your face in a horse's butt?

 

[K9funfan]

No.

Have you ever been jealous of anither owner with a hot male k9?

 

[ferritlove]

No.

Have you ever sucked on a mares labia?

 

[DoggieLannie]

No

Have you ever been a doggie’s wife?

 

[K9funfan]

If you mean have we “consumated”, yes. A marriage ceremony? No.

Have you ever skied down a mountain?

 

[mares4me]

No

Have you ever kissed a horse?

 

[Knotbich]

no
have you ever smell horse balls

 

[K9funfan]

Yes, on the nose.

Have you ever stood and saluted during your national anthem?

Oops! Nevermind

 

[DoggieLannie]

Ooof I have

Have you ever made out with someone else doggie

 

[K9funfan]

Yes. It was hot.

Have you ever french kissed said dog?

 

[DoggieLannie]

Yes, but it’s bc he was so handsome

Have you woken up to being eaten out?

 

[K9funfan]

*sniff
no

Have you ever worn scratches on your hips and thighs with pride?

 

[vic96]

yes ?
have you ever locked yourself out of your house/apt?

 

[K9funfan]

Yes but able to break in easily.

Have you ever locked your keys in your car?

 

[mares4me]

No

Have you ever sneezed three or more times in a row?

 

[K9funfan]

Oh yes. Made me get goose bumps.

Have you ever tripped over a flat floor?

 

[vic96]

haha! all the time ?
have you ever cried over spilled milk?