Fun fact about yourself

No regrets.
No fear.
Always focused. 24/7.

Nothing is more liberating. Nothing is more free.
 
Alright here we go!!! I honestly do not think I could post this story anywhere else and get a better response. What I am about to tell you is all 100% truth and it all happened to me.
I work at my local zoo for 2 years as an intern. I saw something, not as many things as most might think. I did however have to tackle a run away, escaped African Grey Kangaroo to the ground. If anyone knows anything about kangaroos the African Grey is the largest, strongest breed (the ones that look like body builders in memes) their claws and sharp like razors and a straight on kick will kill a person. When I jumped at this kangaroo and got on top of it, it's back leg just brushed passed my ribs. I had 4 bruised ribs and a bruise the size of a cantaloupe for 6 months.
So that is something I think this community would find interesting about me.
 
I'm pansexual and I don't talk about my sexuality really ever, but low key I think about fucking about 90% of the people I pass. Age gap doesn't bother me, I'm an all body type person, and I constantly want to give it or take it.

Everywhere I go, eventually there's an orgy somewhere in my head with my surroundings. I'm fine with it, but I pretty much kept it to myself besides here.
 
Fun general fact - I have to put lotion on my feet before I go to bed or I can’t sleep.

Fun naughty fact - I can go around completely nude in my house for most the day, but when I get in bed to sleep, I have to have a T-shirt and panties on.
 
I became obsessed with Zoo Porn with Cannibal Cupcake.
All I can say is, I wish her the best wherever she is and whatever she is doing now.
 
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