Don't know if this is the right place for this but fencehopping doesn't often end well, and, dude, calves?
Man, 25, caught having sex with a COW after farmers installed alarms
Liam Brown, 25, (pictured) sneaked onto a farm in Burton, near Christchurch, Dorset, in the dead of night to commit the vile act.
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