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With my birds near me, or in my line I of sight, though it does usually make me feel even worse about yanking the chain. Even if I’m not actually assaulting them, I’m imagining having an interaction they’ve shown they don’t desire, and it kinda makes me feel bad
 
frogulus said:
With my birds near me, or in my line I of sight, though it does usually make me feel even worse about yanking the chain. Even if I’m not actually assaulting them, I’m imagining having an interaction they’ve shown they don’t desire, and it kinda makes me feel bad
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Your birds are too small.
You need something bigger and too smart for it's own good. So smart, that he or she will get bored and will need to come up with new ways of having fun.

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With a parrot like this you would have a decent chance, he would use your (insert body part here) as a sex toy.

But once you start looking into actually having a bird like this, you quickly notice that it basically a job for the next few decades of your life. Most likely even for your offspring who will inherit the horny bastard. :D
 
Wow, intresting ! I am not into birds. This video gives me joy without turning me on at all. Space.

Well. I do it with myself or/and partners in the darkness, then "nature" really add something.
 
pes said:
Your birds are too small.
You need something bigger and too smart for it's own good. So smart, that he or she will get bored and will need to come up with new ways of having fun.

- YouTube

W YouTube możesz cieszyć się filmami i muzyką, które lubisz, przesyłać oryginalne treści i udostępniać je swoim bliskim, znajomym i całemu światu.
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
With a parrot like this you would have a decent chance, he would use your (insert body part here) as a sex toy.

But once you start looking into actually having a bird like this, you quickly notice that it basically a job for the next few decades of your life. Most likely even for your offspring who will inherit the horny bastard. :D
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Trust me my birds are horny, they just don’t care for/like when I whenever I initiate rubbing. Im probably just terrible at helping them along due to my inexperience, I only tried it a couple times with each of them because I felt so bad about it when they walked away.

Even smaller birds are a good deal of work, though admittedly not quite as much; the main issue is that the monthly bills with larger birds are much higher. I’ve done a lot of research on larger birds for the past few years, and once I have a more stable income I do hope to add a larger bird to my family, though to my dismay that will be at least couple years from now.
 
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