UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
You nasty ol' gatekeeping meanie!!!!! Didn't you get the memo??? You owe everybody who wants to a chance to come do your mule! Sheesh... some people are so SELFISH!!!
megahorselover
Tourist
But I have had too many fake people out here
megahorselover
Tourist
I'm a zoo but I don't wanna fuck every animal I see all the time some people just don't have any control
Cookiecaretaker
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
ur whole account is literally that what u deny to be... a desperate seeker without control - only a few examples but nearly all of ur post are horndog ones
Ripstop
Citizen of Zooville
Sounds like a clueless, newbie of a narc/cop trying to draw in other clueless newbies.
GAThrawn
Citizen of Zooville
If so that's one dedicated cop to have joined in 2020 and still trying to find someone.
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ripstop
Citizen of Zooville
Trying to set a backstory by showing how long they've been around, but yet semi dormant. I saw that in a movie once.
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yeah. He's full of it.
Valkiria
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Dementia is a bad disease. One forgets what they have lied about.
Ripstop
Citizen of Zooville
Dementia is a bad disease. One forgets what they have lied about.
Absolutely. You speak the truth and you'll always be right. So what if it's not glorious or amazing.
You know it's the real you. My 'About' in my profile is what I live by.
megahorselover
Tourist
That would be my girlfriend I'm not the only one that uses my profile she doesn't know how to create them for herself so we're sharing one
But you do. So there is an obvious solution.
Schuppentier
Citizen of Zooville
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"It was my girlfriend / dog / goldfish" is the oldest lame excuse on the internet. Nobody is gonna fall for that.
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"Make lemonade"?
Ripstop
Citizen of Zooville
I thought it was Cannolis.
Cookiecaretaker
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
yeeeees sure - go and fake somewhere else
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
Bullshit. It's no different from making an account anywhere, and if she can't make an account then she's a literal retard who can't even wipe her own ass.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Leave the shovel. Take the cannolis.
Cookiecaretaker
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
That's another, more likely, explanation!
(Though I'm a bit puzzled... I don't see any SPH?)
Cookiecaretaker
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
will appear only after marriage xDThat's another, more likely, explanation!
(Though I'm a bit puzzled... I don't see any SPH?)
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
I see... A built in duenna feature, eh? Guaranteed virgin until marriage... (Tell me - does it also speak in the voice of Joan Rivers? And if so, why doesn't it bear the legend "Spaceballs: The inflatable love-dolly"?)
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
That's also one of the go to lines for catphish trying to pull people to another platform. "I don't understand this app/site, and/or use it often enough, do you have xxx?".Awww, c'mon, Dartel, don't hold back - Tell us how you REALLY feel.
megahorselover
Tourist
It doesn't hurt to share a profile people if you don't want to have to say or she has to say and don't comment on my stuff please and thank you
megahorselover
Tourist
I meant if you don't like not don't want