Don’t Wake the Mods!

[MrsShemon]

80
Is that from fæbodjæntan? His falukorv looks very thin, can't please a woman with that.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

81
Oh if you only knew the movie you would know they're not too worried about whether they will be able to please the woman...
I can't believe I know 1 movie you don't..
These 4 seconds of superiority are awesome lol

 

[MrsShemon]

82
Oh, its a gay porno!
I will look it up on pornhub ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

83
No you won't. I know better lol

 

[MrsShemon]

84
I know how to search on pornhub, don't you worry about that.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

85
Your tiny arms won't reach the keyboard!

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

86

 

[FloofyNewfie]

?

 

[MrsShemon]

Uno!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

TWO BECAUSE MURICA

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

?

we really need some eye roll and wtf emoji responses for the like button lol

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

3

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

siiiigggghhhhhssss
4

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

still majestic tho

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

V

 

[MrsShemon]

6
Which in Sweden is pronounced as sex!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

VII Out of respect for such heavenly visions
*

 

[MrsShemon]

(2*5)-2

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

ugh stupid metric system
NEIN

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

X

 

[MrsShemon]

XI.
Which is the number of inches most men wish they had

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

XI.
Which is the number of inches most men wish they had

12

Only if they're into mares or cows ?

 

[MrsShemon]

12

Only if they're into mares or cows ?

Lucky 13!
Are you not into mares? ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Lucky 13!
Are you not into mares? ?

14

Yes I am but not that far unfortunately ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

15, which is how big I am if I measure from the left side, all the way around my back and then to the right...that's how it's supposed to go right?

 

[MrsShemon]

16
Age of highest conquered title for me!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

16
Age of highest conquered title for me!

17, fell off a skateboard and really fucked up my knee

 

[MrsShemon]

18
Something very bad.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

19 moving on!

 

[MrsShemon]

XX