does someone know or have links to any "brazil nut" farms that sell fresh seeds?

It is not going to be fresh when they mail it to you. :D
 
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On the other hand topics like this have been here before and nobody has ever been able to buy semen in bulk in the past so this will likely end up the same way. So arguing about how long cum can survive fresh is a bit pointless. :D
 
Maybe try an, oh, I don't know, botany forum? Why would you possibly count on someone here knowing that?
 
some people here are from south america (where it is usually produced)
You're kidding, right? They're from Iceland.

Try Reddit, they have a subforum for pretty much every country including Brazil.

Also, if you're thinking of growing them, be very sure you look into problems with diseases and pests. We've lost the entire American Chestnut tree because "let's import Chinese chestnut trees for variety!" not to mention those Korean borer bugs that they're having to wipe out all trees in some area (somewhere on the West Coast I think) to try to contain.
 
You're kidding, right? They're from Iceland.

Try Reddit, they have a subforum for pretty much every country including Brazil.

Also, if you're thinking of growing them, be very sure you look into problems with diseases and pests. We've lost the entire American Chestnut tree because "let's import Chinese chestnut trees for variety!" not to mention those Korean borer bugs that they're having to wipe out all trees in some area (somewhere on the West Coast I think) to try to contain.
Y'know, Porky, I REALLY hope you're trying (but unfortunately, if you are, you're not succeeding worth a pinch of shit) to be funny. Brazil nuts are from Iceland? In what alternate universe is this the case?
 
On the other hand topics like this have been here before and nobody has ever been able to buy semen in bulk in the past so this will likely end up the same way. So arguing about how long cum can survive fresh is a bit pointless. :D
Somebody explain to me how semen enters the picture at all? WTF am I missing here? The OP asked about brazil nuts and where to source them "fresh", by which, I presume he means something like "not back-stock from 3 years ago". What part of that isn't crystal clear?
 
Somebody explain to me how semen enters the picture at all? WTF am I missing here? The OP asked about brazil nuts and where to source them "fresh", by which, I presume he means something like "not back-stock from 3 years ago". What part of that isn't crystal clear?
Yeah, i was thinking the same thing

Like maybe they thought some Brazilian dude was whacking off into a ZipLock baggie and droppin em in the mail
 
Somebody explain to me how semen enters the picture at all? WTF am I missing here? The OP asked about brazil nuts and where to source them "fresh", by which, I presume he means something like "not back-stock from 3 years ago". What part of that isn't crystal clear?
This whole thing was a misunderstanding and confusion. I had no idea there is an actual Brazil nut but at the same time Brazil produces a lot of bad zoo porn. And "to nut" is sometimes used to refer to cumming. And some people here use funny English and at the same time people have asked for buying cum in the past. So I though that the OP was asking for a Brazilian farm that sells fresh seed (cum). It did not cross my mind that someone would use a zoo forum to ask for an actual nut. :D
 
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Try Amazon (and I don’t mean the Brazilian rain forest river.) 😂 I’ve gotten whole nutmeg from them. Very reasonable.
 
Try Amazon (and I don’t mean the Brazilian rain forest river.) 😂 I’ve gotten whole nutmeg from them. Very reasonable.

Just as a matter of curiosity, what dosage did you try using? And was it as much "fun but not-even-a-little-bit-fun" for you as it was for me? And what kind of recovery time did you need?
 
What in the actual fuck is everyone going on about? I really hope those are not used as psychadelics.
 
What in the actual fuck is everyone going on about? I really hope those are not used as psychadelics.
Nutmeg *CAN* be used as a psychedelic. But take it from someone with experience doing so: Plan on 4-5 days worth of "don't need to do anything but roll over on the bed and piss into a bucket" level downtime. I got off better than even the best LSD I've ever had, but there's a HIGH price to pay for several days afterward. The best description of the come-down misery I can offer is imagine every muscle in your body has had a knitting needle passed through it - and it's still there. Every attempt at motion (at least for me) was like trying to "break loose" the muscles from my skin so they could move, and it HURT. As far as the trip itself... WOW! Hallucinations you'd swear you could get up and walk into. Conversations with "interesting" beings - that, of course, couldn't possibly have been there. And so much more... But the come-down and "hangover" afterwards... <shakes head> Never again. Was neat as a one-shot, but simply not worth the after-trip consequences.

And for those who might be thinking about asking, I can't name the exact compound that does it, but I do know it's part of the methoxylated amphetamine group - A relatively close cousin to Meth, but NOT QUITE the same substance. The Methoxylated Amphetamines are truly bizarre - The most widely known of them is, of course, crystal meth. There are an almost infinite number of ways to modify meth, chemically, to get a nearly unbelievable array of effects. Knock off a hydroxy group here and replace it with a methoxy group where it was, and you've got a substance with a totally different effect. Add a Butyl group over on the other side of the benzene ring, and you've got something else. Strip away a hydroxy group and replace it with a chlorine atom, and you've got something completely new. MDMA, Ecstasy, and DMT, along with several of the so-called "designer drugs" that were popular in the mid 80s-early 90s are part of that class. MOST of them are "speedy", some are hallucinogens, and there's one that's such an incredibly potent sedative that 30 micrograms (by comparison, the typical LSD dose usually runs somewhere in the 100-200 microgram range) is enough to literally put an elephant into a coma for several days. Highest dose of that one I ever heard of anyone trying and surviving was 6 micrograms, and supposedly, he didn't regain full consciousness for almost two weeks. Another one does things to blood vessels that GENERALLY mean you get to kiss one or more limbs goodbye due to gangrene/necrosis caused by loss of circulation. Weird and wonderful they can be, and potentially deadly as a "bonus". As the old Reagan-era PSAs said, "Don't meth around" - this shit won't only fuck up your day, it may fuck up your FOREVER if you don't know EXACTLY what you're messing with.
 
I honestly don't understand it. Its so much easier to obtain the real shit than it is to try and nutmeg yourself into a stupor. I guess some people will try anything.
 
I honestly don't understand it. Its so much easier to obtain the real shit than it is to try and nutmeg yourself into a stupor. I guess some people will try anything.
Sometimes true, sometimes not so much. Then there are the daredevils who have "done it all, most of it twice"< looking for something new to try.
 
You're kidding, right? They're from Iceland.

i have read that they are only from south america

Try Reddit, they have a subforum for pretty much every country including Brazil.

i am not big user of reddit and that site seems very crowded so if ill have the patience ill go there - i just need an e-mail or website of a brazil nut farm (already searched google)


Also, if you're thinking of growing them, be very sure you look into problems with diseases and pests. We've lost the entire American Chestnut tree because "let's import Chinese chestnut trees for variety!" not to mention those Korean borer bugs that they're having to wipe out all trees in some area (somewhere on the West Coast I think) to try to contain.

then you should have import it with consigate certificate - the seeds go through pest check before importeted abroad
 
Somebody explain to me how semen enters the picture at all? WTF am I missing here? The OP asked about brazil nuts and where to source them "fresh", by which, I presume he means something like "not back-stock from 3 years ago". What part of that isn't crystal clear?
sexsite, i put the word "nut" and "seed" and the brain of a horny zoovile citizens does the rest :)
 
Try Amazon (and I don’t mean the Brazilian rain forest river.) 😂 I’ve gotten whole nutmeg from them. Very reasonable.

actualy the amazon forest is where ill find them :), but ill try amazon the website as well
was the nutmeg you purchased for growing or spice?
 
regular food consumption
You're not trying to grow your own tree? Do you just want unroasted ones for consumption? You can buy raw ones off Amazon. They probably aren't just-picked-off-the-tree-yesterday fresh, though; is that what you're after?

 
actualy the amazon forest is where ill find them :), but ill try amazon the website as well
was the nutmeg you purchased for growing or spice?
For spice in drinks around Christmas. If you’ve never grated your own nutmeg, then you never really tasted nutmeg!! Trust me!!
 
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