One of the advantages of a dog. He won't go telling everyone what a good lay you are.Serious answer though: only if I'm the only one who can understand them so our secret life states a secret
What if they talked dirty?I think I’d like to understand what they mean by a lot of the body language and vocalizations but I don’t think I’d want them to talk.
Awww, no such thingMy horses and dogs would probably complain that I'm to cum thirsty
I've seen that video too. It was really fascinating. Iirc the account is whataboutbunny on IGAeen a video a few weeks ago that I can't find anymore, but it was of a dog with a "talking" mat. He'd push a button and a word would be spoken.
The conversation went owner asking what was wrong, dog pushed pain or hurt button. Owner asked what was wrong, dog replied "stranger". Owner asked where the stranger was, dog replied "paw". He then showed the paw that had a thorn in it.
So dogs definitely are able to communicate more complex things then I expected.
Just lack the hardware, so to speak.