Dirty Jokes

lonewulf8559

lonewulf8559

Citizen of Zooville
Okay class lets share our dirty jokes, I will start.

3 dogs are at the vet, one asks why they are all there. First dog " I have very bad health so it is my time." Second dog "I bit the mailman again." Third dog " This is my masters new girl friend, she was taking a shower when she bent over to dry her self I jumped in and mated this bitch." Other 2 dogs " Damn you getting put down for that?" Third dog "Nope, I am her to get my nails trimmed."
 
Okay this is an old one and let's keep adding to them.
A young boy asks his mom "Am I adopted?"
His mom responds "No l, why?"
Boy: "We are different colors."
Mom: "Son, after that party I am just glad you don't bark."
 
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