Dating Profiles: Are there Zoo signals?

Hmm. Id prob look for someone who has a bunch of info about their dog. Maybe also the dog included in the profile pic. Either way- test it out. But cautiously. Every person should be vetted. I’d say there’s no direct sign to look for. As if there was, people would know, and get doxed, shamed, etc.
 
There's only signals if they're an idiot, or if you're wanting to see something that's not there.

Posing with a pet is a normal, if cliche, type of photo to post. Why? Because people like pets. Ever heard the old jokes that some men only own a dog just to use it to attract a woman, because when they're walking it a woman will be all "oh he's so cute" and start talking to the man as she pets the dog.

Even Big Bang Theory made fun of it on dating profiles in one episode. When Sheldon and Amy are broken up and Penny is trying to find Amy a new man on a dating app they turn it into a drinking game. 1 drink if he's shirtless, 2 drinks if he's posing with a pet, chug your drink if he's shirtless with a pet.
 
I've seen a couple girls on dating apps clearly looking for a guy with a dog. Never matched with either of them, but they were pretty direct about it. One of the bios said something along the lines of "Looking to hang out at your house with you and your dog. In your room. Alone." Something like that. I believe there might have been some minor differences, but that seemed pretty straightforward to me.

Personally I'd never do anything like that on a dating app. I've already seen too many people I know on there.
 
dartel said:
And I guarantee they were reported and swiftly banned from whatever app it was.
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Maybe. It wasn't blatant, but it was obvious enough to me. I've seen weirder stuff on there, but I've also become desensitized to this. I'm not arguing for doing this, just putting my experience out there.

Ercaballo said:
Obviously they want orgy with you and your dog
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Well, I didn't match with either of them, so I guess my dog must not be their type. 😂
 
Anyone THAT careless to let off signals is to be stayed away from - they will out you, even incidentally.

I did see one chick on OKCupid that described her intact pitbull a her "husband". She had a reasonable excuse; she wrote she was terminally ill and didn't give a **ck and just wanted to go out with a party.
 
t4uwrx said:
I've seen a couple girls on dating apps clearly looking for a guy with a dog. Never matched with either of them, but they were pretty direct about it. One of the bios said something along the lines of "Looking to hang out at your house with you and your dog. In your room. Alone." Something like that. I believe there might have been some minor differences, but that seemed pretty straightforward to me.

Personally I'd never do anything like that on a dating app. I've already seen too many people I know on there.
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Sounds like a law enforcement phishing trip.
 
AriesAngyl said:
Honestly I keep my lifestyle a super secret! I am not shy about letting people know I have a German Shepard, but I am super secretive about him. I think getting the nuclear codes would be easier than determining from any of my online dating posts that I am active
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Link me to those posts! I want to try for a date!
 
Yes.. I have picked up on some and connected..... not regular dating sites, but AFF, Fetlife, and other adult sights.... An example is girls that like really big cocks, gabgbangs..... to be stretched and fisted..... most are kinky enough to be cool with it.. I've done it many times... Once was banging a girl...bent over her couch...her German Shepherd ran over and licked her... she yelled at him...I said he just wants some too.... She told me he had to wait till later...lol... Well , no he didn't..If I was a female , I would post pictures of me using knotted dildos on my profile..... face covered and anonymous name... go from there.. ever give too much information until you meet and they are willing to come forward with some too... I have meet a lot of woman like this... And can guarantee there are a lot of guys out there too...
 
K91904 said:
I'm back on the dating scene and see so many men posing with their dogs.

It made me wonder if there were any signs/signals on dating profile I could look out for to indicate if a guy is interested in zoo?

It would sure make swiping more interesting! 🤭
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Maybe finding someone here to connect with? I'm tired of living with this secret and would love to share it with someone who is incapable of viewing it negatively.
 
I could rant for hours about how bad online dating is.
Worst part is, it's seemingly the only way to meet people anymore.

The internet has really managed to show how boring so many people are, and yet everyone thinks that they're quirky and unique because they like chicken nuggets.
So does everyone. Do you like to masturbate to questionable pornography that may or may not involve large dogs, though?
 
bigeorge91 said:
I could rant for hours about how bad online dating is.
Worst part is, it's seemingly the only way to meet people anymore.

The internet has really managed to show how boring so many people are, and yet everyone thinks that they're quirky and unique because they like chicken nuggets.
So does everyone. Do you like to masturbate to questionable pornography that may or may not involve large dogs, though?
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I met my man when I sold him a pair of dirty panties lol Maybe you just need to start selling your ginch
 
Midwestzoo said:
Maybe finding someone here to connect with? I'm tired of living with this secret and would love to share it with someone who is incapable of viewing it negatively.
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I wish it was that easy! In over a year here I've connected with 2 guys irl. The first guy ghosted after we met (but I had my first - and only - knotting exp so that was great!) and the 2nd guy had a gf already then got cold feet.

I mean it's hard enough to meet owners period who are real, don't flake, or try to pull a fast one on you. Much less try to find an actual bf! Lol

That being said, I am seeing someone now very casually who gets really turned on by zoo. So that's a plus! He loves having his pup lick me.
 
K91904 said:
I wish it was that easy! In over a year here I've connected with 2 guys irl. The first guy ghosted after we met (but I had my first - and only - knotting exp so that was great!) and the 2nd guy had a gf already then got cold feet.

I mean it's hard enough to meet owners period who are real, don't flake, or try to pull a fast one on you. Much less try to find an actual bf! Lol

That being said, I am seeing someone now very casually who gets really turned on by zoo. So that's a plus! He loves having his pup lick me.
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Sorry for the shitty people, but congrats on your current status! Best wishes!
 
Timslim2020 said:
Yes.. I have picked up on some and connected..... not regular dating sites, but AFF, Fetlife, and other adult sights.... An example is girls that like really big cocks, gabgbangs..... to be stretched and fisted..... most are kinky enough to be cool with it.. I've done it many times... Once was banging a girl...bent over her couch...her German Shepherd ran over and licked her... she yelled at him...I said he just wants some too.... She told me he had to wait till later...lol... Well , no he didn't..If I was a female , I would post pictures of me using knotted dildos on my profile..... face covered and anonymous name... go from there.. ever give too much information until you meet and they are willing to come forward with some too... I have meet a lot of woman like this... And can guarantee there are a lot of guys out there too...
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What's AFF??
 
K91904 said:
I wish it was that easy! In over a year here I've connected with 2 guys irl. The first guy ghosted after we met (but I had my first - and only - knotting exp so that was great!) and the 2nd guy had a gf already then got cold feet.

I mean it's hard enough to meet owners period who are real, don't flake, or try to pull a fast one on you. Much less try to find an actual bf! Lol

That being said, I am seeing someone now very casually who gets really turned on by zoo. So that's a plus! He loves having his pup lick me.
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come on love Not cold feet just wanted to verify you weren't popo and you didnt respond to me... Its all good though it is what it is
 
K91904 said:
Lol... pretty sure I proved it to you!
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Since you outed yourself here wanted to add a few details you neglected to mention.

I did not ignore you, we met twice in person and the second time I even hiked up my dress to show you what your *pup* would be sinking his cock into. Apparently that STILL wasn't good enough and you kept wanting me to jump through more hoops including me fucking you first. I ignored you because it seemed that I was never going to meet your dog so I lost interest.

Don't play like you asked for proof and I just disappeared.
 
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