Conjointly make up a story!

[ElusiveBiBoy]

The rules are simple, every post can make a sentence.
In a sentence, a minimum of 4 words schould be used, with a maximum of 12.
Everyone is free to choose how many words they want to use.
Numbers count as a whole word, but a single letter is free!

I'll start!

 

[ElusiveBiBoy]

Once upon a time there was a happy little chicken. ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Going to the butchers

 

[ElusiveBiBoy]

Hopping joyfully, because he got hold of a key, wich he had copied. ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

But unknown to the chicken the lock had been changed

 

[ElusiveBiBoy]

A setback, but he knew what to do, he called his buddy Rabbit!

 

[K9funfan]

Rabbit always carried his lucky lock-pick set.

 

[Bearstone30]

Yet when he got there.

 

[K9funfan]

Found that the lock was too high and out of his reach.

 

[Erja]

He took out his inflatable dildo and sat on it

 

[alexagryphon]

And out popped the right key!

 

[K9funfan]

But he still couldn’t reach so he called chicken over.
(Remember chicken? He started this whole thing)

 

[alexagryphon]

The chicken sighed because he was a flightless bird... ?

 

[K9funfan]

“Let me sit in your shoulders.”, said Rabbit. “That will push...”

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

My tongue deep inside

 

[K9funfan]

Rabbit couldn’t pass up such an opportunity. So she hopped up.
(couldn’t resist)

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

And was having so much fun she forgot all about the damm key

 

[Erja]

Luckily when she came, the key washed out, she forgot she put it there

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

And that was why she was walking cross legged

 

[K9funfan]

Which caused further stimulation. Rabbit fur, you know how it is.

 

[CritterFunatic]

Still, the lock beckoned to be unlocked. What secrets lay beyond it?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

A furry treasure maybe

 

[KittyInHeat]

Unfortunately as Rabbit came, Chicken swallowed the key.

 

[CritterFunatic]

It'd take time for it to reappear. The mystery had to wait.

 

[for the love of fur]

but while they where waiting for the chook to do its buisness, along came a shady looking great dane

 

[CritterFunatic]

He glanced suspiciously at the squatting chicken and the genderchanging rabbit.

(EDIT: References used: Enough time seems to have passed for the key to reach the other end of the chicken. The rabbit was introduced as a he, but turned into a she mid-story)

 

[ElusiveBiBoy]

but while they where waiting for the chook to do its buisness, along came a shady looking great dane

Hey! .. only 12 words allowed. Tsk tsk.. "ehem"

Suddenly he snarled at them! Chicken got spooked, and laid an egg!

 

[Kynophile]

The rabbit snatched the egg and ran off with his prize.

 

[rainyguy]

Then the egg hatches and the chick calls the rabbit mommy.

 

[Kynophile]

"Did you just assume my gender? Call me Alpha.", said the rabbit.