Plenty of jokes involve bestiality. Let's hear them! I'll kick off:
2 German shepherd dogs sit in the waiting room of the vet. One asks the other why he is there, and the other replies "my owner was taking me out for a walk when I spotted a bitch in heat. Nature kind of took over, and now I'm going to be castrated. What about you?" The other dog tells his story "my owner was taking a shower and she left the door open. Then she dropped the soap and bend over to pick it up, giving me a full view. Nature kind of took over..." the other dog asks "ah so castration as well?" "No, getting my nails clipped"
2 German shepherd dogs sit in the waiting room of the vet. One asks the other why he is there, and the other replies "my owner was taking me out for a walk when I spotted a bitch in heat. Nature kind of took over, and now I'm going to be castrated. What about you?" The other dog tells his story "my owner was taking a shower and she left the door open. Then she dropped the soap and bend over to pick it up, giving me a full view. Nature kind of took over..." the other dog asks "ah so castration as well?" "No, getting my nails clipped"