I was walking down the street the other day and a big friendly dog came to the fence to greet me. The owner came out a few minutes later. A cute 20-something guy. He told me the dog was a Cane Corso, (sp?). Big and beautiful and with awesome, huge balls. I chatted with the guy, asked him all kinds of questions about his dog, including whether he bred it. I was trying to bring the conversation around to something sexual, but a bit too nervous to do it.
If I ever see him and his dog again, maybe I'll ask how he deals with the dog's urges. Maybe that would be a way to bring the conversation around to offering up my services. Anyone ever had success with that approach? He was a friendly guy. Didn't seem to be the type who would punch me out if I revealed my interest. LOL.