Answer a question with a question

[GAThrawn]

Don’t I make everything sexy?

Is that sexy doberman actually yours?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Does anyone ever really own a Doberman?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Does anyone ever truly own anything?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Does anyone?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Does anything?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

What if it does?

 

[ishtardurrant]

What if everything is nothing?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Does that mean everything is free?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Or is everything a prison?

 

[GAThrawn]

Does that mean I can't prostitute anymore?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do we get access to the yard?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Do we have to have a leash?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Can you keep it a secret if we don't?

 

[ishtardurrant]

Can we go out at night?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

That's the best time isn't it?

 

[ishtardurrant]

How do we keep it secret?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Maybe we say it in parentheses so it's silent?

 

[ishtardurrant]

(How do we keep it a secret?)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

(Do you think this works?)

 

[ishtardurrant]

(Do you think everyone already knows?)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

(Why would they be able to hear us?)

 

[ishtardurrant]

(Can their eyes hear us?)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

(Well............why would you jinx this??)

 

[ishtardurrant]

Am I a jinx?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why would you think something so crazy like that??

 

[ishtardurrant]

Why would you imply it?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Maybe because you're a jinx?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Is a jinx similar to a hi-jinx?

 

[GAThrawn]

Are you calling Ted Danson fake?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Was Ted Danson ever really here?