Answer a question with a question

[Cajlatsa]

I care. Surely you too have empathy?

 

[bee18]

Why should i have empathy with someone who's thinking sitting on a fence hurts?

 

[swampy]

Does it hurt to sit on a electric fence?

 

[bee18]

Why don't you try it out?

 

[saddlebum66]

Are all you fence sitters Native Marylanders?

 

[CamoCowboy]

Doesn't Maryland sound like a fun theme park based on a woman named Mary? (Bow chicka wow wow...)

 

[saddlebum66]

But Where DID Mary land?

 

[Michioliphant]

Mary Magdalene?

 

[saddlebum66]

No....wasnt it Bloody Mary?

 

[Cajlatsa]

What constitutes blasphemy?

 

[saddlebum66]

Isnt that expressing or implying that there is no God?

 

[bee18]

Are there still that much people who believe in fairytales?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Are you questioning Cindarella?

 

[bee18]

What makes you think that?

 

[saddlebum66]

Didnt Jac and Gus rat her out of the basement?

 

[bee18]

Was it the basement or the bathroom?

 

[saddlebum66]

Are gentlemen supposed to even acknowledge that ladies USE the bathroom?

 

[Erraneous_bocephus]

Isn't that one of the worlds mysteries? We all know that women never fart or use that bathroom so where does the poop go?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Into the ether dude. Doesn't it surround Face-Book it's Chief Censor?

 

[bee18]

Facebook....Is'nt that the site with dictatorial censorship?

 

[saddlebum66]

Isnt the adage "Ladies do not Fart, and ladies do not burp...ergo, They must bitch or they will explode"?

 

[ManGoatLove]

Doesn't everybody fart and burp?

 

[swampy]

is a burp just a reverse fart?

 

[wakatape]

doesn't digestion separate those two ?

 

[saddlebum66]

Only men....where'd you grow up?

 

[Farmhand640]

Were you born and raised in a barn?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nooo....but wanna bet thats the ONLY thing I never did in a barn?

 

[Michioliphant]

Birth in the barn is a staple of erotica I thought?

 

[swampy]

is erotica in a barn called rebirth ?

 

[bee18]

Was''nt rebirth in a barn prohibited in the past?