Answer a question with a question

[Femmeloaf]

Is this the right time to be asking that?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why do you care about their pooping schedule?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why are you turning this on me?

 

[MrsShemon]

What, you don't shit the same time each day?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why is everyone suddenly invested in when I shit??

 

[MrsShemon]

Maybe we just want to really get to know you?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Haven't you heard of boundaries?

 

[MrsShemon]

Haven't you heard of how interactive learning can be used when people want to befriend each other?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

How are you so tiny but so intimidating??

 

[MrsShemon]

Maybe I'm a feisty little bitch that likes to throw men out of their comfort zone?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

This is fun for you isn't it?

 

[MrsShemon]

How can this not be fun for you?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Who said it wasn't?

 

[MrsShemon]

It undeniably seemed like you were making an assumption, was I wrong?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do I seem like the kind of person to assume things?

 

[MrsShemon]

Maybe you are not as open-minded as you think you are?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you want to test that theory?

 

[MrsShemon]

Oh, I am all game for an empirical study if you are?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you believe you will be able to collect enough data from me to generalize your results?

 

[MrsShemon]

Do you really believe this is my first time analyzing the psychological stability of a test subject?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

As a fellow researcher as well as the sample, don't you believe I should know the research methods you are going to use?

 

[MrsShemon]

Then why don't we book a meeting so I can explain the test and the methods involved?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Will you allow me to help deciding any extraneous variables we need to control for?

 

[MrsShemon]

You will be included as both a researcher and a test person, so I do not see why your input would not be of high value?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Well as principal investigator do you believe we should begin immediately?

 

[MrsShemon]

There does not seem to be any obstacle to starting immediately, so why not?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Where would you like to start?

 

[hejalicia_07]

Where would you like to finish?

 

[MrsShemon]

I would like him to finish inside of me, would'nt you?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Are you intentionally trying to distract me from completing my part of this study?