Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Last Spring, I went with a Herpetologist friend out to a farm to respond to a nest of Diamondback Rattlesnakes the caller wished removed.
while I was waiting for my friend to do his "Snake thing", there were several free roaming animals milling about. Before I knew what was going on a medium sized billy goat had just attempted to mount me while standing in the driveway. He was a Persistent little cuss. He tried this several times, about the 4'th attempt my friend came around the corner, looked at the situation & began to laugh. this got the goats attention & he dismounted. I used that opportunity to climb up the bumper, and sit on the hood of the truck we had arrived in. the goat seemed to have ZERO interest in my Non-Zoophile friend, But he was all about wanting my ass on the deck. well thew owner of the goat finally came out, began to laugh as the goat was pacing back and forth in front of the truck waiting for me to climb down. the owner finally contained the goat in a pen nearby. so I climbed down off the truck, and my buddy was poking fun about my "new boyfriend" and just to be the ass he is, (this is our shared humor mind you). Then just when I thought I was relatively safe, a boar pig about 300 Lbs. took a fancy to me.. I said , No No no.. not now.. people are here.. and got into the truck and closed the door. again I took a ribbing from my friend about the Irony of the situation. so I rolled down the window, and shouted to the Owner, " What kinda fucking farm is this?" We All had a good laugh over that one.
Now, have you ever had any animal "out" you in a very inappropriate way, at a VERY inappropriate moment?
while I was waiting for my friend to do his "Snake thing", there were several free roaming animals milling about. Before I knew what was going on a medium sized billy goat had just attempted to mount me while standing in the driveway. He was a Persistent little cuss. He tried this several times, about the 4'th attempt my friend came around the corner, looked at the situation & began to laugh. this got the goats attention & he dismounted. I used that opportunity to climb up the bumper, and sit on the hood of the truck we had arrived in. the goat seemed to have ZERO interest in my Non-Zoophile friend, But he was all about wanting my ass on the deck. well thew owner of the goat finally came out, began to laugh as the goat was pacing back and forth in front of the truck waiting for me to climb down. the owner finally contained the goat in a pen nearby. so I climbed down off the truck, and my buddy was poking fun about my "new boyfriend" and just to be the ass he is, (this is our shared humor mind you). Then just when I thought I was relatively safe, a boar pig about 300 Lbs. took a fancy to me.. I said , No No no.. not now.. people are here.. and got into the truck and closed the door. again I took a ribbing from my friend about the Irony of the situation. so I rolled down the window, and shouted to the Owner, " What kinda fucking farm is this?" We All had a good laugh over that one.
Now, have you ever had any animal "out" you in a very inappropriate way, at a VERY inappropriate moment?