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egoldstein

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Another thread reminded me of an event I'd nearly forgotten, but it was somewhat funny, so I'm going to share it.

This would have been at my mother's house while one of her brothers was visiting. It was late, everyone else had gone off to bed so I and the uncle were talking a bit while watching the movie Jerimiah Johnson, in which there's a small throw-away bit where Johnson and Gue are talking about another man, Hatchet Jack (deceased) and Gue remarks, "That Hatchet Jack was a wild one. He was living with a female panther, two years in a cave up in the Musselshell. She never did get used to him.".

I'd remarked something along the lines of, "Hatchet Jack was a lucky man, imagine a cougar"; nothing too edgy as that uncle and I had spoken of bestiality before, he himself having tried it and while not really his thing, saw nothing wrong with it. It was just one of those idle comments, didn't expect much response, but I was shocked when I heard, "What? I don't understand what you mean." from behind us for, at some unknown point in time, another person had entered the room, sat down and was silently watching the movie with us. Being taken completely by surprise, I was completely unprepared; I don't recall exactly what I stammered, but I'm certain it made as much sense to him as my statement which he was questioning. And that is how I learned to be a bit more paranoid about who's around when you're sure nobody else is around. :ROFLMAO:

Curious to hear about incidents where you might have made a comment about bestiality around someone you didn't realize was there or listening.
 
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i was at a family reunion and having a conversation with an uncle of mine,we were talking about the family dog and it's breed,origin,temperament and etc and obviously i was a bit more informed and he ended up making a joke saying "you suspiciously know more about this stuff,what are you doing with your dogs in your spare time" he said that while laughing and it became the joke of the day

P.S this was a rough translation of the conversation since it wasn't in english
 
pes said:
Never happened to me. But technology did betray me once. :D
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It's not limited to people, feel free to share.
I also had a tech event, I and a zoo friend were travelling in a car and having a rather detailed and sensitive discussion about a particular bitch when suddenly my phone chirped, "Searching for [the last minute or so of our discussion]". There are some bits of tech I absolutely hate, voice control is one of them.
 
My computer betrayed me once years ago when I went to open a file in front of my mother and the recently opened file list had some juicy dog dicks previews. :D
Nothing happened actually, I just closed the window and we never talked about it.
 
egoldstein said:
Another thread reminded me of an event I'd nearly forgotten, but it was somewhat funny, so I'm going to share it.

This would have been at my mother's house while one of her brothers was visiting. It was late, everyone else had gone off to bed so I and the uncle were talking a bit while watching the movie Jerimiah Johnson, in which there's a small throw-away bit where Johnson and Gue are talking about another man, Hatchet Jack (deceased) and Gue remarks, "That Hatchet Jack was a wild one. He was living with a female panther, two years in a cave up in the Musselshell. She never did get used to him.".

I'd remarked something along the lines of, "Hatchet Jack was a lucky man, imagine a cougar"; nothing too edgy as that uncle and I had spoken of bestiality before, he himself having tried it and while not really his thing, saw nothing wrong with it. It was just one of those idle comments, didn't expect much response, but I was shocked when I head, "What? I don't understand what you mean." from behind us for, at some unknown point in time, another person had entered the room, sat down and was silently watching the movie with us. Being taken completely by surprise, I was completely unprepared; I don't recall exactly what I stammered, but I'm certain it made as much sense to him as my statement which he was questioning. And that is how I learned to be a bit more paranoid about who's around when you're sure nobody else is around. :ROFLMAO:

Curious to hear about incidents where you might have made a comment about bestiality around someone you didn't realize was there or listening.
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Haha funny story, thanks for sharing 😇
 
When I was new to a Mac OS upgrade years ago, I didn't understand how a new feature worked so when I finished a presentation to a prospective client and closed the quicktime vid I was showing him, the screen slid sideways to reveal a video I had been watching the night before at bed time of shall we say rather detailed canine anatomy in action. I was sure I had closed the video the night before and saw no sign of it when setting up the presentation, yet apparently it was still open in a different "desktop space", so when I closed the video Quicktime detected the video in the other space and switched to that space to be helpful. IT WASN'T HELPFUL! And my fingers broke the sound barrier finding and pressing "Command Q" I just tried to ignore it, not really knowing what the prospective client had actually taken in. I didn't get the contract though. And to this day don't know if the unexpected dog genitalia lost me the job, or if it was something else.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
you guys remind me why i keep all the "recent files" and various histories of movie players as clean as possible and porn folders hidden within other folders even tho i'm the only human occupying this household. tech failing me is like the one thing i'm paranoid about.
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I go one step further. Histories and thumbnail generation permanently disabled on system level, no porn saved permanently anywhere and if I download something I save it in RAM, no disk is even installed in my computer and I wipe it by several rewrites (linux has a command for this) when I am done with the file.
I do not even trust my own hardware. :D
 
nekdoneco123 said:
you guys remind me why i keep all the "recent files" and various histories of movie players as clean as possible and porn folders hidden within other folders even tho i'm the only human occupying this household. tech failing me is like the one thing i'm paranoid about.
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I do all my zoo stuff on a completely different setup from my usual stuff. I know it's a tad extreme, but it does making sure things are isolated a lot easier.
 
lars2mars said:
it’s sounds real cool that you just made jokes like that with your uncle lol 😂
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I miss that particular uncle quite a lot.

I forgot another in the category of technical fuckups (wow,, looking back I've made a number of silly fuckups)...
A job I had in the early 0's I one day came into the office, but forgot to disable a certain dowload and the activity showed up in the firewall logs. I learned of this about a week later when a crack was made about me fucking my dog. :p
It was nice working with people who cared more about one's technical ability and one's actions as a person than conforming to moral ideals, so the one crack was all that was ever heard about it in open discussion. It was also nice to know that my dog was welcomed at the company as would anyone's significant other and they went out of their way to make it clear that she was welcome. It didn't cost them anything, but it definitely added to my loyalty.
 
+1 for totally different hardware... I've run a VM before, that can make it a lot easier to keep total operational separation while still being somewhat convenient... you can also make a second profile/user on your machine, not as good but still better than having "stud takes dog knot and begs for more.mpg" showing up in recent files
 
pes said:
I go one step further. Histories and thumbnail generation permanently disabled on system level, no porn saved permanently anywhere and if I download something I save it in RAM, no disk is even installed in my computer and I wipe it by several rewrites (linux has a command for this) when I am done with the file.
I do not even trust my own hardware. :D
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I do believe there is a hard drive lock on Linux which makes it incredibly difficult to hack.
 
Pillar said:
I do believe there is a hard drive lock on Linux which makes it incredibly difficult to hack.
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LUKS disk encryption just like any other full disk encryption protects your data when the computer is turned off not when you are logged in.
 
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