Top things not to say during sex

[swampy]

Can I take the blind fold off yet

 

[k9pat]

Love you have the wrong hole ...

 

[K9sully]

That cream pie you’re tasting is from my dog.

 

[k9pat]

Dear you didn't go to the beautician this week....?

 

[Pillar]

Dear you didn't go to the beautician this week....?

But honey, you were saying that my beauty is natural!

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"You Gonna Finish That?"

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Before you even fuck: 'What's that white stuff coming out?'

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"Dood, why do you smell like lavender Douche'?"

 

[Cajlatsa]

Will you please take that Jock off!

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Remove that used rubber

 

[Pillar]

You're such a turn off. *Scoffs*

 

[Michioliphant]

Do you have an On switch? Because you feel dead.

 

[MissXCoffee]

You want to do WHAT?!?

 

[ZooQc]

Don’t worry it won’t hurt

 

[ausdoglover27]

My dog is tighter

 

[ausdoglover27]

Your mum was better

 

[ausdoglover27]

Your dad was better oh and he was bigger

 

[Pillar]

Do you have an On switch? Because you feel dead.

Yeah I do but you pulled my strings a little TOO much last night and I got disconnected.

 

[I loves mares]

Is it in yet?

 

[Daneζ]

ehh, my dogs better.

 

[Pillar]

...DEATH!!!!! ?

 

[Cajlatsa]

For God's sake wake up!

 

[Pillar]

For God's sake wake up!

No!!! Sleeping feels better than that! Waking up is

 

[DesmondBlack95]

"what's that smell?"

 

[Pillar]

Here's a knife, murder me already.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Where's my penis at?

 

[Pillar]

How about some gore?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

do I smell Taco's?

 

[ZooDogLover320]

That cream pie you’re tasting is from my dog.

Fuck, I'd waste no time then

 

[Steven Raccoon]

What the fuck is that green oyster doing in there!