Top things not to say during sex

[Equineguy71]

That’s all you got?

 

[Darkowl]

Dam and I thought they smelled bad on the outside

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Tuna ?

 

[Furf2b2b]

Is Your A Hole ? Singing MOON RIVER ? Again?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Girl: Turn CNN on!
Guy: Why?
Girl: Hearing those idiots nag and argue at one another will drown out your voice.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

is your Daughter home?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Guy: Are you sure there is a pussy in there? I wanted to get laid. Not walk through the jungle.

 

[Furf2b2b]

Is Your K9 Gay ? or what ?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

My dolphin lovers vagina tastes better.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Is Your K9 Gay ? or what ?

Howdy Furf2b2b

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I Love every bone in your body... Especially Mine.

 

[DLMEM202]

Did you put the rubbish out

 

[Furf2b2b]

ISN'T the right hole to put it in then ? the trash ?

 

[Erja]

Hey lady, its a dick, not a microphone.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Pass me the magnifying glass

 

[EstridLes]

Haha you're tickling me get in already

 

[Erja]

Echo .... Echoooooooooooooo

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Who’s let off a stink bomb

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Let's call your mom.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Your mum has a mole on her bum

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Your mom rides better.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Your bigger than your dad

 

[Erja]

Your pussy is tighter than your ass

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Your pussy is tighter than your ass

???????

 

[Erja]

???????

Dont tell me i guessed right

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Dont tell me i guessed right

F**k off ??????

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

That's as big as you can get it?

 

[Erja]

F**k off ??????

Love you too

 

[knotinterested]

That's it?

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I've had better.