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I meant like desparete for lack of understanding from others etc.

No

HYE slipped on banana peel?
 
Yes, at the doctor's office in the front lobby. That's how I got arrested. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

HYE spit in someone's food while working at a burger joint?
 
No

HYE had sex on place you were not allowed to be?
Yes, at the doctor's office in the front lobby. That's how I got arrested. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

HYE spit in someone's food while working at a burger joint?
 
Yes, who hasn't. Those VIP rooms aren't there for no reason.


HYE had sex in the back seat of a yellow cab?
 
I had a close call, had to rip knot out, but in the end no, not caught. But it would be weird if nobody would be suspecting anything after all these years lol.

HYE been sleeping in a kennel or barn?
 
I think the closest is letting my doggy have me just off a trail in the forest, or taking a moment or two to enjoy his tongue before pushing his nose away when he slipped his snout under my dress at a BBQ once

HYE been caught doing anything zoo?
No, but extremely close. Got off the bus from school (parents @ work for at least 2 hours after school) and brought my lab mix up on the couch and started getting busy with her. Midway through I hear the kitchen door open and my name was called. I didn’t recognize the voice, immediately jumped up and away from my dog and ran into the near office room and quickly came up with the excuse that I was naked from getting fresh out of the shower. It ended up being a friend of my mothers coming to drop something off, but that instance was enough of a scare to stop doing things with my dog for several months afterwards until I caved in to the urges again.

Note: when I went outside after “getting dressed” to talk with my mother’s friend, I realized that my hair was bone dry and a complete and total mess..
 
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