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what's the nastiest thing you have done? (read the rules)

Ooohhh.. Nice!!! I'm a masculine dad type guy, but not really Dom, just kind of omni sexual. Women are great, but I do appreciate a nice cock sometimes as well...
 
French kissed a horse for 20 min... With the horse beeing the initiating and active part. That's probably the "nastiest" thing, I don't like nasty stuff.

I don't know why he did it, but that horse did love anything oral for some reason. He just startet licking my lips, so I opened my mouth and he just did go on and on. I stopped at the end, because my mouth and lips startet to get realy sore. Horse tongue is pretty smooth, but still I had to stop.
 
Tie_The_Knot said:
Ooohhh.. Nice!!! I'm a masculine dad type guy, but not really Dom, just kind of omni sexual. Women are great, but I do appreciate a nice cock sometimes as well...
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Love me some cock lol, especially from other femboys or muscular daddies. I'm a switch so it's always fun to dom my GF and BF who are ultimate subs but when a dom comes around I turn into a giant bisexual whore lol (Just to be clear it's an open relationship and I only have extra fun after telling them both and making sure it's ok) Consent is important and so is trust.
 
I swung on the cross bar of a goal that eventually came down, hit me on the head, bounced off and landed on my outstretched leg, snapping my tibia and fibula in half. That shit was nasty.

I also sliced my neck open falling through a window, 1cm from my carotid artery. I put my hand up to feel where the blood was gushing from and my fingers literally disappeared inside my neck. That shit was also nasty.

Also fucked an octopus*

*That one's a lie 😁
 
HoundOfTheMuskervilles said:
I swung on the cross bar of a goal that eventually came down, hit me on the head, bounced off and landed on my outstretched leg, snapping my tibia and fibula in half. That shit was nasty.

I also sliced my neck open falling through a window, 1cm from my carotid artery. I put my hand up to feel where the blood was gushing from and my fingers literally disappeared inside my neck. That shit was also nasty.

Also fucked an octopus*

*That one's a lie 😁
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Glad you're still around!
 
HoundOfTheMuskervilles said:
I swung on the cross bar of a goal that eventually came down, hit me on the head, bounced off and landed on my outstretched leg, snapping my tibia and fibula in half. That shit was nasty.

I also sliced my neck open falling through a window, 1cm from my carotid artery. I put my hand up to feel where the blood was gushing from and my fingers literally disappeared inside my neck. That shit was also nasty.

Also fucked an octopus*

*That one's a lie 😁
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Make like a pill and chill mate.
 
I guess what I've done is pretty mellow (maybe I bored this thread with it before). I do like anal play but most of my partners didn't, so it's been a solo adventure trying different things and toys. Not too exciting, huh? And once ended up at an orgy with my gf, not my idea at the time or mood, but curious and went with the flow for a bit with her and her guy friend. We went into another room and started playing with each other. Him sucking me didn't turn me on, and I tried him and found it boring. Guess I am straight and my curiosity was over. She was turned on at the time, so this was the best part, and when she was with another girl. It never came up again between the three of us, even though we hung out a few times later. But was curious about receiving cock, so she tried to hook us up with an old gay friend of hers. He didn't know our thoughts, but when her and I discussed it when he was out of the room, it just wasn't doing it for either of us so that was the end and thought it was all over in my mind. But a few years ago I started thinking about cock again, but the kind with a knot. And in the last few years seen some very pretty trans women out there. Bruno with his harry chest won't do it for me, but Aubrey Kate would have little resistance if she seduced me. She could bring her dog too. lol But in general, told you, pretty boring and only my thoughts have been able to reach to some of the nasty things I'd like to do with someone. Maybe one day I'll have a more exciting update.
 
I’ve been so horny I’d get in the bathroom tub, lay down and push my butt up the wall in a way where my bottom half was towering over my top half and I’d piss into my mouth and all over my face. Huge turn on when I’m super horny. I’d never swallow it though that’s too far lol
 
Is not so nasty but risky. I jerked off a stray dog under a street lamp in the middle of the night at front of a motel. Occasionally some cars entered there. It's very likely that someone saw me. I was 17yo
 
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