Dogs are done fast, what about you?
- Thread starter Dogmeat114
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akirazoo
Citizen of Zooville
Sure… I guess? I don’t know manAw hell, that ain't even the good one! If you really wanted to see me make a fool out of myself, akirazoo, he's talking more about this little lapse-in-better-judgment gem here:
Now I still maintain all was written in earnest. However... humor and the capacity to make fun of oneself is an equally essential skill. One's sanity won't survive long without it.
Why was I ever involved in this?
Daedalus
Citizen of Zooville
"Woe betide the creature who steps into his garden."
*scrolls up* Oh wait I see, actually it was Masha trying to get another snide insult dug in at me sideways. Shrug. That's just how we play now. I roll with it too. You're good, carry on then.
Also, because some of us are chronic shit-posters who've developed a bad habit lately of derailing people's threads
*scrolls up* Oh wait I see, actually it was Masha trying to get another snide insult dug in at me sideways. Shrug. That's just how we play now. I roll with it too. You're good, carry on then.
Also, because some of us are chronic shit-posters who've developed a bad habit lately of derailing people's threads
MashaSobaka
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Because this is a fucking shit forum.Sure… I guess? I don’t know man
Why was I ever involved in this?
SaraZooville
Citizen of Zooville
Thank you
Dogmeat114
Tourist
None, thats why i'm asking, to learn and understand, no need to be rude
Yes I don't have a clue, how about you help someone understand instead of being an asshole about it.
I didn't know that the ties were really as big a part as the humping, if not bigger it seems, for some people. When I talk about finishing fast I do mean just the humping, not everything ends in a tie. And again, I didn't know tying was as intense as you all say it is.
I appreciate those who explained and helped me learn more about all this.
nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
i'd suggest looking into a mirror before throwing stones. even the title of your thread is more asshole-ish than my response ever was. you didn't ask how dog sex works or how long they last or similar. you just went "dogs are done fast." stated as a fact formed out of totally uninformed opinion. there's loads of this type of shit in the world as is. and i don't mean dog sex (wish it was lol), but ppl making up "facts" out of uninformed opinions.
you can fuck right off with your victim card.
Sramichoo
Zooville Settler
MashaSobaka
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Humping lasts a short time, but then he will be inside you for 5-15 minutes and press his pulsating knot on your prostate and anus. There are many sensory nerves in these areas. Meanwhile, warm sperm and after-cum are continuously squirting in.
This can already cause orgasm without touching your penis, but if it doesn't happen, very little massage or masturbation is needed and you will soon have an big orgasm, because you are already in a highly aroused state. When you have an orgasm, your prostate and anus contract rhythmically, and the dog also feels this with his penis.
It's not complicated.
In women, the knot can easily slip out of the vagina, with proper posture and techniques or can solve it by teaching the dog to stay together. Or someone helps them hold the dog. Everything is the same, only their clitoris is stroked in the meantime, if necessary.
Dogmeat114
Tourist
you're absolutely right, it was a statement based on uninformed opinion, thats why I was asking in the first place, to GET the facts to change my opinion. Saying what I'm stating is a fact is completely unfounded. And yes, there are a lot of people in the world who make up things to suit their own narrative, but I try to be open to changing my opinion based on new knowledge. I'm not afraid to be wrong, and I'm not afraid to ask a question, no matter how stupid it sounds to someone like you, to be able to learn how and why my thinking was wrong. How am I supposed to learn and change my opinion if people like YOU push people away?
But you reply, already thinking derisively because you know more about something than I do and thinking I'm just an idiot is ridiculous. Talking down to me and then replying to someone else talking down about me? THAT is being an asshole. Not everyone has the chance to grow up with any pet let alone a dog. Not everyone who enjoys all of this has the ability to experience and learn first hand.
Post titles are supposed to be short and sweet, thats what the body of a post is for, which is why I made the post in the first place. And calling you out on your bullshit is not playing the victim card in the slightest. Almost every other person that has replied, either tried explaining their experience with me, or tried to make me understand what I was getting wrong. Except you, you just looked down on me because I didn't know.
You are an asshole and THAT is an informed fact.
Thank you for your response, with you and a number of the others I understand that theres more to it than just humping. And thanks again to those that posted positive responses.
MashaSobaka
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
akirazoo
Citizen of Zooville
Literally this thread has become nothing but argument and name calling I don’t see why it’s not there already
Brookybeans
Lurker
I usually cum multiple times it’s embarrassing but I cum easy