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Wet soft tongue

That is why the current system is completely failing. Functions should require effort not spam.
Should require maintenance too. The number of 10-11 post profiles that coast along in profile posts and presumably PMs never posting on the forum for years is staggering. Don't regularly post to forum, you lose it.

Just this morning there was a profile comment chain "I can't PM you, I don't know why, I have other PMs..." involving a 9 post account who hadn't posted on the forum in like a year. Clearly hit 10 then went silent and recently had something deleted which dropped them below 10 and bye bye PMs.
 
You must be a blast as well if the highlight of your day is being rude to strangers on a forum such as this. I can only imagine. Information heard tho rules understood, prized citizen lol

yup this site used to be ok before cocksnots like you showed up
 
Buuuuut steering back to the thread's topic a sec. Just in case anyone reading feels alone. Yeah, being an olfactophile in general, I'll admit to enjoying the scent of animal mouths. Especially as OP says, the way this scent changes as you pull away and the air hits it in those first seconds. I can't scientifically explain what exactly happens there. Something about the normal flora bacteria and what they do when exposed to open air in those fleeting moments, as the two of you pull away, how their saliva scent morphs to something even better. Dunno. Dog has a much better nose than me. So ask a dog. Or a microbiologist.

But yeah. Love me a few huffs of that oral 'normal flora' in various species. Catching smell of their breaths when we're kissing, heavy petting makeouts, ratcheting up the passion by suckin' face, swapping spit, sharing breath, lapping and being lapped. So much attraction begins in the nose and mouth, both for them and us. Scent foreplay and tongue passion. It's what it's all about, man. I've even been known to just stop what I'm doing, swoop down and rake my nose along his jowl at random thru the day, just to take a hit of his salivary scent. Its almost a form of greeting in my pack, another way we have of saying "Hey there, you. C'mere and give me summa that." lol

Not so much cattle when they're ruminating tho. Chewing cud is a bad time to go kissing cows. Basically vomiting into their own mouths and burping up rumen gas while doing it. Smells bad and yes this is why they're blamed for methane -- it's not farts, it's belches; cows actually don't fart much, being four-stomached ruminants, the digestion is very complete. The only time they get gassy out the tailpipe is when they eat something they shouldn't have. Also, bovine tongues are like iron files and plenty strong. Take the hide right off a man, you ain't careful. They also tend to stubbornly keep licking the same damn spot on you. They're not much for spreading the love around.

Finally, jack donks win hands down in all things mouthy. As kissers, nibblers, biters, oral passion in general. Nothing else in the animal kingdom has the natural talent here like donks. From full-fledged frenching and tongue wrestling indefinitely til you have to pull away raw-gummed and sore-jawed, to the expert neck and shoulder biting, there just ain't nothing out there that knows a good game of make-out like donks. Their mouth game is second to none.

That is all. Carry on.
 
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