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KUBASU

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Imagine you're having sex with your dog, and your parent, partner, or a friend walks into your room and sees you. How would you explain the situation?
 
Imagine you're having sex with your dog, and your parent, partner, or a friend walks into your room and sees you. How would you explain the situation?
I my mind, the reaction is to be calm and literal. Making up some bullshit, well swamp gas reflecting light from Venus made it appear like I was breeding... is just that a load of bull shot any no one is going to want to deal with bullshit.

Own up and embrace it. If your not being malicous, it's just you being who you are.

Bit of a hot take but, honesly being attracted to animals vs humans, is in step with liking jazz instead of metal. Start a debate with someone to have them defend their favorite genre of music. Its just personal preference.

I told my wife when she was just a girlfriend. She didn't care.
 
I my mind, the reaction is to be calm and literal. Making up some bullshit, well swamp gas reflecting light from Venus made it appear like I was breeding... is just that a load of bull shot any no one is going to want to deal with bullshit.

Own up and embrace it. If your not being malicous, it's just you being who you are.

Bit of a hot take but, honesly being attracted to animals vs humans, is in step with liking jazz instead of metal. Start a debate with someone to have them defend their favorite genre of music. Its just personal preference.

I told my wife when she was just a girlfriend. She didn't care.
Has she ever seen you having sex with your dog, or does she just let you do it in private?
 
Imagine you're having sex with your dog, and your parent, partner, or a friend walks into your room and sees you. How would you explain the situation?
Some wouldn't explain. You can rely on shame and denial, it will wipe the memory... or you'll get a time bomb.
 
Would you be okay if your wife asks for a open relationship? I mean, you are fucking someone else than her. Would you be okay if she also do that?
It's funny. I think the question is not that specific to zoo relationships.
The implicit question is now :
Does the fact my third partner is not the same specie than me allow me to have a third partner ?
For zoo and non zoo, anyway you will have to listen the deep feeling of the first partner about the second.
I met a lot of trouple that were not balanced...
 
Would you seek the same thing from the human and non human partner ?
If yes, there's competition and you will have to avoid it with diplomacy.
If no, keep your first partner informed s/he's not your dog and don't forget to give love to him/her.
 
As we are talking about exceptions... I have a reverse situation. A funny one with horses with a non-zoo owner.
Show that you'll do everything to make the life of the pet better (it will take years) in front of the third person.
Tell the 3rd person you will have to clean an excess of smegma (dirt) on the penis. It has to be true.
Add complex, technical, scientifical terms to show you are a dick expert. You have to relax the third person. (wearing withe clothes may help 😂 )
Let the erection happens (as usual, relaxing after some intense fusional training).
Start the clean job and let the atmosphere getting ambigous.
Show that you love the pet as he is loving the situation. Put the queer meter at 50%, not less, not more.
At this point, the 3rd person may be watching everything. READ HIS/HER REACTION. That's mandatory.
She/he doesn't want to ask more about the situation; she/he suddently tells you that she will both leave you alone.
She/he thanks you for taking care of the horse, laughing.
You are now alone with your mate, with the super D in your hands.
He and you won.
It happened once in my life.
It was a rare but very good time.

Beware I guess the failure can be terrible.
 
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It happened to me... I wasn't fucking, but I was trying to make him cum because after a few days that I didn't let him fuck he had become neurasthenic; I knew my sister was in her room but I thought I could do it... Usually it's a matter of a few minutes and then he doesn't make too much confusion... Instead she came into my room just as she was coming and saw me with her dick in my hand... What could I say to her?! What did I tell her? Something like: "... It might sound gross, but I assure you it's not at all: do you want to try?"
And she liked it!
 
It happened to me... I wasn't fucking, but I was trying to make him cum because after a few days that I didn't let him fuck he had become neurasthenic; I knew my sister was in her room but I thought I could do it... Usually it's a matter of a few minutes and then he doesn't make too much confusion... Instead she came into my room just as she was coming and saw me with her dick in my hand... What could I say to her?! What did I tell her? Something like: "... It might sound gross, but I assure you it's not at all: do you want to try?"
And she liked it!
Damn you watched your sister jerk off your dog that's hot 🥵 i hope she fucked him too lol
 
Imagine you're having sex with your dog, and your parent, partner, or a friend walks into your room and sees you. How would you explain the situation?
Haha if it's partner, he'll join, but parent or friend? Well... Probably I'd try to tell them that the dog is voluntarily doing this and I'm not hurting him/her
 
Well I guess it depends on the style of your family, the relationship you have with your sister.

I would be embarrassed to share a sex partner with some family relative. I think that's the reason pets from my familly doesn't turn me on.
I may say my sister there's a way to pet him this way... and I would be ok if someone else does the same thing but I wouldn't be okay to know details if this someone else is from family. Because there's walls between the members of a familly. As you are growing, thoose walls are here to push you out the familly cell, get sexual experciences away from it ...
 
Would you be okay if your wife asks for a open relationship? I mean, you are fucking someone else than her. Would you be okay if she also do that?
It would be a conversation. Sex is about the lowest priority for her in general. If anything my girl is picking up the slack.
 
If the both individual consensually engage in a incestuous sexual interaction then I don't see how this is bad. If you have moral judgements against this then it's your opinion but let people enjoy themselves and find their true self.
Please notice I didn't blame anybody. Just told that it would turn me off.
I prefer incest between same sexe sibbling since it can't lead to pregnancy.
But I don't like it.
 
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